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[BeerMeDuffMan]

....that's disturbing. First thing I think of after porn is bacon and coffee?

 

[TheCADJockey]

*searching cat gifs while sharpening micrometer*

 

[Psylocide]

Nah, @finsfan has to work today...

More like

 

[TheCADJockey]

Love the pallet jack clip. The first time I saw that, I genuinely pissed myself.

 

[blizzard]

Love the pallet jack clip. The first time I saw that, I genuinely pissed myself.

It seems so deliberate. I just don't understand what he thought was going to happen.

 

[TheCADJockey]

It seems so deliberate. I just don't understand what he thought was going to happen.

I don't think anyone is stupid enough to do that deliberately. However, I have worked people that are legitimately stupid enough to actually do something like that. Lumber yard I worked at, the senior yard manager took me to deliver a stack of plywood. Instead of unloading it, he tilted the bed, slowly... it slid off the bed nice... hit the ground, the bands broke and 80 sheets made a skatepark-esque ramp down a huge hill. That was the day I was promoted to make all the sweet deliveries.

 

[BGBC]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPf3kO-p7hc

Coffee. About to hit the slopes.

Watch out for yeti's

 

[BGBC]

do any of you even speak korean?

Morning, full thrattle.

나는 구글 번역 이야기

 

[mattmmille]

*searching cat gifs while sharpening micrometer*

Asking for trouble...about 30 years ago, I backed a cat into a corner, trying to touch it with one of those old fashioned massagers that you put on your hand and plug in...because why not mess with the cat, right? Well, I'll tell you why: the cat jumped onto my leg, climbed my torso, and and pushed off my face to freedom. Dug the claws in with each upward push, leaving a trail of scratches and punctures.

 

[BGBC]

Went to trivia last night with some work folks. Didn't do great as a team, but it was fun. Favorite question of the night was an anagram - what female actresses name can you make with the letters in the phrase "entire whore posse"?

 

[Ridire]

porn?

It would seem that nobody has SQL permissions. Anyone know SQL's phone number so I can obtain his permissions?

 

[1977Brewer]

More like

Both of these are in our training video. There are much worse ones in there too.

 

[Psylocide]

Asking for trouble...about 30 years ago, I backed a cat into a corner, trying to touch it with one of those old fashioned massagers that you put on your hand and plug in...because why not mess with the cat, right? Well, I'll tell you why: the cat jumped onto my leg, climbed my torso, and and pushed off my face to freedom. Dug the claws in with each upward push, leaving a trail of scratches and punctures.

Cat-inflicted injuries featuring a handheld vibrator?

Might want to keep that one to yourself.

 

[BGBC]

Asking for trouble...about 30 years ago, I backed a cat into a corner, trying to touch it with one of those old fashioned massagers that you put on your hand and plug in...because why not mess with the cat, right? Well, I'll tell you why: the cat jumped onto my leg, climbed my torso, and and pushed off my face to freedom. Dug the claws in with each upward push, leaving a trail of scratches and punctures.

PSA: keep your vibrators in the bedroom, and off your cats

 

[mattmmille]

PSA: keep your vibrators in the bedroom, and off your cats

I thought ******* and vibrators had a natural relationship...wrong. Massager! I meant massager! Damnit.

 

[TheCADJockey]

- what female actresses name can you make with the letters in the phrase "entire whore posse"?

Matt Damon

 

[blizzard]

Asking for trouble...about 30 years ago, I backed a cat into a corner, trying to touch it with one of those old fashioned massagers that you put on your hand and plug in...because why not mess with the cat, right? Well, I'll tell you why: the cat jumped onto my leg, climbed my torso, and and pushed off my face to freedom. Dug the claws in with each upward push, leaving a trail of scratches and punctures.

Cat-inflicted injuries featuring a handheld vibrator?



Might want to keep that one to yourself.

PSA: keep your vibrators in the bedroom, and off your cats

Yep.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

PSA: keep your vibrators in the bedroom, and off your cats

Of course, company policy is to never refer ownership of the dildo, saying the dildo, not 'your' dildo.

 

[BGBC]

Of course, company policy is to never refer ownership of the dildo, saying the dildo, not 'the cat's' dildo.

ftfy

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

ftfy

Mine was a movie quote
Can anybody guess the movie without cheating using the google?

 

[BGBC]

Mine was a movie quote
Can anybody guess the movie without cheating using the google?

First rule is you don't talk about it

 

[TheCADJockey]

Can anybody guess the movie without cheating using the google?

The Martian

 

[hunter_le five]

Fight Klubb.

 

[iijakii]

Mroing.

 

[BrewinBromanite]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/10/us/gravitational-waves-announcement-feat/index.html



Hooray Science!

This is a pretty huge deal

Holy crap, gravity is real? This explains so much!

 

[hunter_le five]

Mroing.

Indeed. Mroing.

 

[hunter_le five]

Fight Klubb.

I would watch that movie.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Holy crap, gravity is real? This explains so much!

They are now able to detect gravitational waves in space/time...it completely validates the theory of relativity and may make some pretty radical theories come out

 

[Ridire]

Holy crap, gravity is real? This explains so much!

Not only that, but my bathroom scale has confirmed that the Earth's gravitational pull is strengthening.

 

[Psylocide]

Indeed. Mroing.

Reproted.