A *different* Zombie apocalypse thread.

[Vlax79]

Well crap I got a cat and the strings to the blinds. I'm screwed unless I can get to my .223 or my black powder rifle.

 

[cheezydemon3]

2 gorgeous naked bikini models. How do I take out zombies with that????

You guys are so lucky.

 

[ThickHead]

2 gorgeous naked bikini models. How do I take out zombies with that????

You don't. But on the other hand, that last request bit is already well in hand.

 

[user 574]

 

[cheezydemon3]

You don't. But on the other hand, that last request bit is already well in hand.

Actually, the twins pointed out to me that they get to use the thing to their left too!

So we have a chainsaw and an M-16 to throw in the mix.

Thank God!

 

[Zul'jin]

Shake Weight

We'll protect you

 

[dataz722]

I have a stack of papers. I'm ****ed!

 

[Richardwhittaker]

I lucked out on this one

This is what I have hanging beside my monitor.

 

[knotquiteawake]

superglue... hmm, I am think of zombie pranks to pull with that but not kills.

 

[Kittyfeet]

I have a printer. Maybe I can make some 'Do not enter' signs and post them on my doors to keep the zombies out.

Yeah, that'll work. I'm totally safe.
Freakin' sweet.

 

[ThickHead]

I lucked out on this one

This is what I have hanging beside my monitor.

You might get a couple before that Glamdring "wall-hanger" is rendered ineffective. I would put a back-up plan together if I were you.

 

[cheezydemon3]

A Foe Hammer Wall Hanger?

You must have a dungeon masters guide lying there thet you could brain a couple with!

 

[SourHopHead]

My tool belt.

 

[millworkman]

Empty redbull can and cellphone.

 

[deezy]

damn it, looks like a wall power cord for my digital photoframe is mine.

 

[azscoob]

Bubble wrap.... or a box of rags. I guess its been nice knowing you all.

 

[JetSmooth]

A dirty fork.

Don't need more than that.

 

[TxBrew]

Printer. I think it'll help.

 

[ThickHead]

Printer. I think it'll help.

MMmmmmmm...I'm hungry!

 

[JetSmooth]

Y'all should be more concerned with the vegan zombies. They're after your GRRRRRRRAINS!

 

[BargainMugs]

Callaway golf balls and a scanner. Eh, could be worse.

 

[azscoob]

Callaway golf balls and a scanner. Eh, could be worse.

Yeah, you could have the bubble wrap. what am I going to do, annoy them to death with the popping?

 

[TxBrew]

Yeah, you could have the bubble wrap. what am I going to do, annoy them to death with the popping?

Give it to the Zombie kids. They love that stuff.

 

[Hang Glider]

damn pc speaker won't provide much protection...

 

[cinderbike]

A tea kettle...

 

[Mischief_Brewing]

A friend put this up on facebook, which I was reading while on the crapper. I had to answer "awww ****, toilet paper..."

I read this one while at work. Since I can't pick up the cubicle my colleague is sitting behind, I'll have to use her as a weapon. She's small, I think I could swing her pretty hard...

 

[MrWiggles]

A friend put this up on facebook, which I was reading while on the crapper. I had to answer "awww ****, toilet paper..."

I read this one while at work. Since I can't pick up the cubicle my colleague is sitting behind, I'll have to use her as a weapon. She's small, I think I could swing her pretty hard...

Or just incapacitate her... You know, kick her knee out/thwap her head on the cubicle to give the zombies something to munch on while you make your great escape...

 

[jppostKW]

lets see 50 rounds of primed but not loaded .45 acp brass, a dimpled liter mug of graff and a can of copenhagen **** i am done for

 

[Zacharias]

I have a choice between a tv remote, a empty glass, and my pocket knife.... I choose empty glass.

 

[Germelli1]

I get to use a tissue box



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