40+ Proof ALL FLAVORS Including Water Melon (No Playing, Party Favorite)

[Yooper]

Can I say something like finishing my OP post?

Dad?????? Is that you?

 

[SpatialForce]

So, you got yourself some turbo yeast and made some cheap hooch!
You dumped in some artificial watermelon flavor and slurped it down. Now your too messed up to tell your story.
End of story!
Hope you don't go blind!

I used a power juicer. No wood pulp to make you go blind.

 

[Yooper]

I used a power juicer. No wood pulp to make you go blind.

That's great news! Jack Lalane saved you from going blind, God love him.

Make sure you give us a heads up when you finish the e-book. Until then, cheers!

 

[bob1852]

 

[IrregularPulse]

Hello? This thread still open?

 

[bob1852]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

 

[Yooper]

Hello? This thread still open?

What do you have against my dad's stories? I can alway share LOTS more. I know more about people that I've never met than you can imagine. Like, did you know that a guy on my dad's friend Baker's mail route has a serious drinking problem? He hids the bottles in the mailbox.

And I bet you didn't know that Lou had a mistress for 40 years. Well, I think he was talking about Lou. It could have been Lou Ann- he lost me when the story went on about their crippled cat they had in the 60s. but someone had a mistress for 40 years! And the wife never knew. Or maybe she did. I didn't quite get that part either. Or maybe instead of a "concubine", he bought a new "combine". I think he was a farmer. Oh man. I bet Lou had a COMBINE for 40 years. Geez.

 

[roadymi]

37........now 38 posts in this thread and still no punch line.....

 

[bob1852]

What do you have against my dad's stories? I can alway share LOTS more. I know more about people that I've never met than you can imagine. Like, did you know that a guy on my dad's friend Baker's mail route has a serious drinking problem? He hids the bottles in the mailbox.

And I bet you didn't know that Lou had a mistress for 40 years. Well, I think he was talking about Lou. It could have been Lou Ann- he lost me when the story went on about their crippled cat they had in the 60s. but someone had a mistress for 40 years! And the wife never knew. Or maybe she did. I didn't quite get that part either. Or maybe instead of a "concubine", he bought a new "combine". I think he was a farmer. Oh man. I bet Lou had a COMBINE for 40 years. Geez.

I'm only 33, but my co-workers gave me a birthday card one year that had an old guy pointing out at a pond. He said - "you see that stick up over there; they call it that because it's a stick that sticks up." Was that your dad on the cover of that card?

And one of the gals signed it with: "young enough to be my son, old enough to be my g'pa."

Just thought that story fit here somehow.

 

[dwarven_stout]

So, you got yourself some turbo yeast and made some cheap hooch!
You dumped in some artificial watermelon flavor and slurped it down. Now your too messed up to tell your story.
End of story!
Hope you don't go blind!

Hey, it's symbiote, come back to tell us about his prison brew:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f25/sugar-wine-got-any-advice-198643/

 

[Kittyfeet]

I'm so confused! Should I be anxious to hear about the water melon prison hooch or the concubines? Or both? Can I be inclusive and just be anxious about the ConcuMelons, or the WaterBines?

I need to know!

 

[Airborneguy]

WTF is going on here?

 

[MrInternet]

Shouldn't some court somewhere have the power to put a breathalyzer on his computer?

 

[TheCarnie]

I'm so confused. Can I just hear about this Mike's Hard Watermelon already?

 

[two_hearted]

?!?

 

[dataz722]

I'm so confused! Should I be anxious to hear about the water melon prison hooch or the concubines? Or both? Can I be inclusive and just be anxious about the ConcuMelons, or the WaterBines?

I need to know!

What about the kumquats?

 

[malkore]

this.....

 

[tallybrewer]

If it takes 3 yards of cheesecloth to cover a baby rhinoceros, how long does it take a boweevil with a bum leg to bore thru the core of an apple?

 

[nutty_gnome]

Sounds like it might be this guy again...
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f38/tna-hard-candy-ale-176116/#post2038971

candy beer...

 

[Revvy]

WTF?!?!?!?!

WOW....Just Wow...

I actually thought that this WAS some boring techno thread, like the cider, sugar yeast thread, with a whole bunch of data from various fermentation experiments....I only opened it now because I was kinda bored...who would have thought it would be a hooch thread on steroids.

So didja throw the ban hammer down on this guy, or are we still waiting for his next thought??

 

[chumprock]

Sounds like it might be this guy again...
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f38/tna-hard-candy-ale-176116/#post2038971

candy beer...

That was my first thought..

 

[bob1852]

WTF?!?!?!?!

WOW....Just Wow...

I actually thought that this WAS some boring techno thread, like the cider, sugar yeast thread, with a whole bunch of data from various fermentation experiments....I only opened it now because I was kinda bored...who would have thought it would be a hooch thread on steroids.

So didja throw the ban hammer down on this guy, or are we still waiting for his next thought??

You should'a seen it before Yuir consolidated all of the posts!!! I think it was a bot programmed to reply whenever someone else replied...

Each post was a phrase....

EPIC.

 

[gingerdawg]

I still wanna know where I can get some turbid yeast and a power juicer?!?

 

[Shooter]

Sometimes, I come across threads that really teach me something new about brewing. Sadly, this is not one of those threads.

Oh, now, don't, uh, don't get me wrong. This thread blew my mind...just not in a good way!

 

[conpewter]

So I can type more than one line before hitting post?

 

[conpewter]

really?

 

[chumprock]

Y.

 

[AwesomeSquad]

What an informative thread. Thank you.

 

[slomo]

I think the hammer has been dropped.

 

[jkpq45]

I can't believe I wasted 8 minutes of my life on this thread.

Why? My wife called me from a business trip in GA saying she had some great fruity-something flavored martini and I thought I'd get some advice on a "party favorite" watermelon wine. OMG I am so disappointed.

TL;dr The guy in the OP doesn't know how to use forums and now I have to keep making delicious wines, meads and beers instead of the hooch he was going to lay out it the proffered recipe.