( my god i don't know how to play this game! reading this story so far, i have a guy sitting on a shag pink stool, with a screwed down dildo up his ass, there's salt peanuts that are glued to the bar counter...there is an earth quake going on, the bar tender asked him if he want's him to put down bubble wrap...and my god now this poor guy is going to lick a i assume salty pretzel stick! )