Well here's the race update.
I took some home roast on the trip with me - this was in Detroit (the course crossed into Canada and back, which was pretty neat) and I stayed with some family in the area. Problem was, I didn't have time to roast so I just threw some random beans together in my roaster and roasted it real quick.
Brewing on someone else's equipment proved difficult. I had a blade grinder and a french press, but no scale which was the real issue here. On top of that, I got 4 hours of sleep and somehow wandered into the kitchen to make the coffee, so I wasn't the most awake at 4:30 in the morning.
The coffee was horrible. I mean it was disgusting. I think I made it too strong, and it was sour. Shows how important the scale (or a means to consistently brew) truly are.
Anyways, I choked down as much as I could and went out and did my thing. I hadn't trained well enough for this, hitting a max of 8 miles about 2 months ago, but my only fear was being hobbled in Canada. They supposedly had buses to bring people back if they got hurt, but that wasn't going to be convenient or easy with the Customs thing.
Someone was pouring out small glasses of Founders All Day IPA and I believe some Atwater something or other around the 12 mile mark, but dang it I couldn't make it to the other side of the street to grab a cup. That also happened to me with Tim Bits - someone was handing out Tim Hortons but I couldn't cross the street to get them. These were my two biggest disappointments of the day.
I ended up making it through to the end and finished in 2:10, which was about 20 mins faster than I had figured I'd be, but still a good 20 mins slower than my PR. I'm happy about it; I haven't run a half since 2012, and haven't been healthy enough to do hardly any running the last four years.
After the race I found some more coffee, and had no problems putting it down. Then some more coffee. And more. LOVE THE COFFEE. They had a beer tent but didn't include a free beer. What kind of race does that!?!?