arturo7
Well-Known Member
Catalina will be the first place taken over by zombies. It's halfway there already.
With the coming release of Zombieland I thought it might be about time to dredge this back up. I also have a new upgrade on a part of my personal zombie plan that I call her "Ma' Bell".
Reach out, Reach Out and Touch someone........
2. I heard from the Civilian Brewing Program that Trappist Ale Repels Zombies. I immediately brewed up a batch and now must have it on hand at all times.
After detaining and mounting an explosive vest on a Zombie, let him return to the Zombie Horde and then detonate the vest.
Zombies don't mind wearing clothes, and I don't recall ever seeing a naked Zombie, so a concealed explosive vest won't raise suspicion.
You're bringing into question a major part of my zombie plan. I'm a protestant minister, not Catholic. For the record we don't bless water, but when zombiepocalypse 2012 occurs I plan on blessing it by the truck loads. It's my firm belief that my blessing is as good as a Catholic priests' blessing of said water for use as a weapon against the evil reanimated! If this is true, then surely any bier brewed by me would possess the same powers as bier brewed by trappist monks... I mean come on I'm WAY more involved in my bier's creation than most of the monks! There, I'm a man of the cloth, my bier is as good at repelling zombies as is Trappist ale!I think trappist ale only works as a repellant if it was brewed by monks. If you make a trappist style beer, and aren't a monk, i think it's only as good as any other beer for zombie blood virus immunization.
You could become an ordained minister for like $10 online... it may be the church of bob or some such... but you'll be ordained. I don't think it'd do you any good though. It's more of are you a 'holy man/woman' vs title or certificate... I could be wrong, we won't know until the zombie hoards approach. However I do see a solution. You'll need to send a sample of all bier brewed to me, or revvy for that matter. I can bless this portion of your brew and the whole batch will be like acid to the reanimated!!! Heck I bet it even taste better.Can we all become ordained ministers for the First Church of the Ultimate Brewing Fanaticism? Then, with how much we brew, we could be considered monks. Maybe not Trappist monks, but monks nonetheless...
However I do see a solution. You'll need to send a sample of all bier brewed to me, or revvy for that matter. I can bless this portion of your brew and the whole batch will be like acid to the reanimated!!! Heck I bet it even taste better.
...if you're going for a gun you should be using a .22 caliber rifle.
Just my input on the topic. It's something that I've thought about (I have both a .22 and a machete).
And for those all to pesky close encounter zombies, that are the fast and deadly kind, I will take: http://airgunstyle.com/shinsung-car....html?osCsid=dcc140605d9209b81bb9771097e08506 over just about anything. Yes, that is a 50 cal air rifle.
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