Zombie Plan

[arturo7]

Ooop. That's going in the kittay thread...

Cool! Then it can eat the brainz of all those other SFCs.

Kitty Apocolypse

Feline Armageddon

Sweeeeeet!

 

[thataintchicken]

I sent my dad some leatherworking plans ( he makes custom holsters and stuff ) for a set of saddlebags for the Doberman.

She will be able to carry 4 liters of water, 6 pounds of food, 50 rounds of 12 gauge and 100 rounds of .40 S&W....

and my stainless steel short-barrel shotgun.

:rockin:

 

[travestyofnature]

 

[Kass_Brauhaus]

OK, first of all, stop sharing your plans in case the zombies are the kind that can remember things. Now I know to go to Yuma when the plague hits. However, I'm going to trust that homebrew is a curative agent and trust you all.

Second, shall we assume that, even though the definition is debatable, that people infected with rage can be treated as zombies and should be covered under the zombie plan?

+1 to the .410, the most underrated of shotgun rounds.

While ammunition is a finite resource, consider that cans of powder are cheap, and you can cast your own bullets. Collect your brass and you're good to go!

The leatherworker would be useful in creating armor. Leather armor should be completely sufficient to ward off zombie bites. As long as you're not mobbed, you should be fine!

 

[DeathBrewer]

Difference between Zombies and those Infected With Rage:

Zombies: You have to destroy the brain.

Infected With Rage: Just kill them. Any way you can.

 

[Kass_Brauhaus]

OK then. We just need a foolproof method of remote decapitation and that just settles it.

I forget what it's called but there's an old Indian (as in from India) weapon that's basically a razor sharp frisbee. Come up with some launching system and you've got it made...

 

[HBHoss]

OK then. We just need a foolproof method of remote decapitation and that just settles it.

I forget what it's called but there's an old Indian (as in from India) weapon that's basically a razor sharp frisbee. Come up with some launching system and you've got it made...

Modify a skeet launcher, thrower thingy. You could sling a bunch of those with some accuracy, I would imagine.

What about catapulting containers of acid? Melt them into oblivion. Sometimes going old-school can work out well. Giant crossbows to pin them to a tree then walk up and finish the job.

 

[Kass_Brauhaus]

And I'm amazed no one posted this yet:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBRRxXNzkVw]YouTube - red vs blue zombie plan[/ame]

 

[Arkador]

And I'm amazed no one posted this yet:

YouTube - red vs blue zombie plan

awesome! Pure genius!

 

[pen25]

i like how sarge thinks.

 

[travestyofnature]

Modify a skeet launcher, thrower thingy. You could sling a bunch of those with some accuracy, I would imagine.

What about catapulting containers of acid? Melt them into oblivion. Sometimes going old-school can work out well. Giant crossbows to pin them to a tree then walk up and finish the job.

Wasn't there something like this in the Motovational Thread? Rocket propelled chainsaw thingy?

 

[travestyofnature]

 

[EvilTOJ]

Rocket chainsaw?

 

[Damonic]

YES!!!
Rocket freakin' chainsaws! Somebody please tell me where I can get a poster of that made up!

 

[travestyofnature]

 

[Saccharomyces]

Since Zombies hate hops, my plan is to stock up on a lot of Pliny.

Since it says "does NOT age well, best consumed young" on the bottle, I guess that means I'll have to buy a lot of Pliny often and drink a lot of the older stock. But I'm stickin' to my plan anywayz.

 

[arturo7]

Zombies hate hops??

Time for a massive planting around the walls of my fortress!

 

[springer]

need I say more

 

[MgMt_Home_Brew]

Man you guys are way more prepared than me! I need to get my head out of my a$$ and get a solid plan together.

Thanks guys you might have just saved my life!

 

[arturo7]

Thanks guys you might have just saved my life!

That's why we're here....











well, not really. But if we can save a life along the way it just ups the level of our kickassedness.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Springer, I'm not seeing a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range in there. Weak!

 

[springer]

Springer, I'm not seeing a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range in there. Weak!

I'm on the waiting list.... And my lightsaber is on backorder

 

[HBHoss]

Springer, I'm not seeing a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range in there. Weak!

"just what you see buddy....."

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I just plan on using fire. We live in a timber box of an area. Couple matches, no more zombies. Hmm.. can zombies swim? We do have a 100 mile long lake.

 

[DeathBrewer]

They just walk underwater. Didn't you ever see Land of the Dead?

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Been a while since I saw that, how do I know the accuracy of there zombie portrayal? It was a movie for ****s sake!

Besides this is a deeeeeeep ass lake. over 750 feet. They might just get stuck in the 2460 feet of of glacial and post-glacial sediment fill (which were deposited during the Pleistocene Epoch).


Aw well, flame thrower time regardless. I'm thinking of ringing the home with flamethrowers. It would be nice if I could tap into the natural gas for that but the gas really needs to be mixed with something oily to make a nice napalm like sticky flame.

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

I have a wtwoo by furr with a nial in it.

EDIT: I got a 2 x 4 with a nail in it.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Oh crap. I just had a thought. What happens when a zombie bites a vampire?

Hypothetically, I may have to let certain hypothetic secret hidden vampire armies of mine know this.

Also.. what effect on a werewolf? Vampire/werewolf cross breads?

Anyone know where I can find a zombie to experiment on in my secret laboratory? er I mean hypothetical secret laboratory...

 

[travestyofnature]

I would think that whichever sub-species of undeadish creature bites the other that affect would shine through.

Zombie bites vampire = new zombie with bad dental plan

Vampire bites zombie = well probly a zombie that likes the blood and brain but too stupid to use any vampiristic powers.

I aslo am going to skip on the plasma rifle, they're overrated. I'm going to have to go with a railgun. I found some plans for a DIY version.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I would think that whichever sub-species of undeadish creature bites the other that affect would shine through.

Zombie bites vampire = new zombie with bad dental plan

Vampire bites zombie = well probly a zombie that likes the blood and brain but too stupid to use any vampiristic powers.

I aslo am going to skip on the plasma rifle, they're overrated. I'm going to have to go with a railgun. I found some plans for a DIY version.

Sweet! Cost to build?

 

[travestyofnature]

I don't know but can't be that much if the picture of it was taken on a cheap high-school gym floor! Also probly means it only effective against preppy kid zombies.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I'd like one for long range shooting, but it's fairly useless against a zombie mobbing.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Grenades, an accurate rifle and rooftop access. People downstairs with shotguns so they don't get in the house. They'd never get in.

 

[travestyofnature]

Grenades!!! Funny that no one has mentioned them before. Good call!!!

 

[Saccharomyces]

Those *&@#^in zombies will never get me. I'll die of liver failure first!! *hic*

 

[Cheeto]

Those *&@#^in zombies will never get me. I'll die of liver failure first!! *hic*

that sounds like a great plan,

I know travestyofnature is safe as well, he doesn't have a brain .....

-Jason

 

[travestyofnature]

Wait, what........................................

 

[KingBrianI]

Sniper on the rooftop and people downstairs with shotguns is a good plan, but the problem with zombies is in their numbers. Sure, you can shoot individuals as they make their way to you, but when there are too many to shoot, or you run out of ammo, that's where the danger lies. Alone, they are slow, dim-witted and vulnerable. But in numbers, they are a force to be feared. It's my opinion that the best defense is isolation. Hole up in some desolate, out-of-the-way uninhabited place.

 

[Cheeto]

I was thinking of hiding out in the Appalachians up above the sugar maples, so they have to go through all of those mountain folk. My only fear is that they might try to breed with the Zombies.


but all in all I think that those mountains will be one of the best places to hide

 

[DeathBrewer]

Sniper on the rooftop and people downstairs with shotguns is a good plan, but the problem with zombies is in their numbers. Sure, you can shoot individuals as they make their way to you, but when there are too many to shoot, or you run out of ammo, that's where the danger lies. Alone, they are slow, dim-witted and vulnerable. But in numbers, they are a force to be feared. It's my opinion that the best defense is isolation. Hole up in some desolate, out-of-the-way uninhabited place.

That's what the grenades are for. slows them down, takes out limbs and heads, thins their numbers. You just have to have a LOT of grenades and hope they don't go anywhere near my truck. I need that truck.