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brkoerner said:
That movie has piqued my interest.

My vote for bad movie is Thankskilling for those that havn't seen or heard about it, its about a homicidal turkey that terrorizes a group of college kids on their way home for thanksgiving

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Sounds like Santa's Slay...starring Goldberg. That was a ridiculously bad/stupid movie.
 
brkoerner said:
That movie has piqued my interest.

My vote for bad movie is Thankskilling for those that havn't seen or heard about it, its about a homicidal turkey that terrorizes a group of college kids on their way home for thanksgiving
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Bah Ha Ha!!!

"warning: boobs in the first second!"
 
BinghamtonEd said:
Sounds like Santa's Slay...starring Goldberg. That was a ridiculously bad/stupid movie.
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yea but with a much lower budget

RedOktoberfest said:
Bah Ha Ha!!!

"warning: boobs in the first second!"
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yea thats how the movie opens. the turkey is chasing a pilgrim. she falls and the turkey comes up on her and says "nice tits b!$*h" and then kills her
 
For me,it's a toss up between "Day of the Triffids",darn mutant corn stalks that had to be killed with water under pressure. And the XXX rated version of "Alice in Wonderland"...corney X flick my wife & I saw at the now gone Carlisle drive in. It was funny,but stupidly so at times. The fairy godmother was a hip black guy with this funky magic wand where,when it was working,a condom on the end inflated. He laughed his a$$ off every time it did. And the red queen had to correct Alice,"no doll...I didn't say off with her head...I said GIVE me some head!" And you just had to keep reading,didn't you?...:drunk:;)
 
unionrdr said:
...or how about "Flesh Gordon",with the penis fly traps?:drunk::D
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Haha! Wait.... There's actually a movie like that? Sounds like I may have to find it...

Ooh, how about My Name is Nobody? Awesome western that not a lot of people know about...
 
It was another of those late 70's movies we saw at the drive in. Seems to me I did run across it before on DVD though?...On about the same level as "tunnelvision"...the no BS network!
 
brkoerner said:
That movie has piqued my interest.

My vote for bad movie is Thankskilling for those that havn't seen or heard about it, its about a homicidal turkey that terrorizes a group of college kids on their way home for thanksgiving

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Another in the same style would be Jack Frost (1997, not the disney one). A snoman who kills people? really? Bring back the Gremlins.
 
For those people who picked Armageddon, sadly, I hope you die.

That movie isn't just bad, it is awful. Nothing redeeming. NOTHING.

Ben Aflec is a ****** (You probably liked Pearl Harbor too!Eh?) and shooting on an oil rig is not only not funny, it might have been the most unrealistic thing in a movie where a vehicle slightly larger than a car drilled down 2 miles into an asteroid.
 
cheezydemon3 said:
a vehicle slightly larger than a car drilled down 2 miles into an asteroid.
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But it was "special" and had like four billion horsepower, or something.;)

It did have at least one redeeming factor. Liv Tyler is hot! Must have got it from her mother because Steven Tyler is one ugly dude.
 
Dolomieu said:
Anyone catch sharknado on the scify network?
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Yes, damn my eyes. I honestly believe the SyFy Network strives to outdo itself in random bad acting with low rent actors/musicians/singers, sillier and sillier plotlines and Eastern European locations.

I find it fun to take my winter Saturdays and set up my flytying or whatever and do Cheesy SyFy Saturdays, even my grandkids love to sit with me and make fun of the movies!
 
You guys should look up logans run it was made before i was born but still is good. The main guy is basil from austin powers.
 
sharknado was pretty brutal the acting was terrible even for a sci fi movie
 
The Dungeons and Dragons movie. So terrible I couldn't look away. Plus it had Jeremy Irons, which automatically makes it awesome, no matter how terrible.
 
00radio said:
The Dungeons and Dragons movie. So terrible I couldn't look away. Plus it had Jeremy Irons, which automatically makes it awesome, no matter how terrible.
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goddammit...as much as I disagree....I gotta agree. (Starship Troopers, Full Recall[original])

I was gonna just post up Starship Troopers as a suckhole I can watch once in a while, when your JI comment throttled a nerve.

BLADE. *****ey enough to suck, bad ass (in an nineties kinda way) enough to be good.(no JI to help it along but a kris kristopherson appearance as a n old ******* helps a bit)
 
Subsailor said:
Yes, damn my eyes. I honestly believe the SyFy Network strives to outdo itself in random bad acting with low rent actors/musicians/singers, sillier and sillier plotlines and Eastern European locations.

I find it fun to take my winter Saturdays and set up my flytying or whatever and do Cheesy SyFy Saturdays, even my grandkids love to sit with me and make fun of the movies!
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My fiance wakes up before me almost every saturday and sets up camp with Syfy on the tv. This helps me brew more beer but damn I have seen some awful things.

Also I hear they will be putting sharknado in some select theaters.... not sure thats a good thing.

We have a theater here that does some great bad movie marathons. Thank god they serve good beer.
 
"Robot Monster" 1953

To me this is the worst movie of all time.

An ape wearing a cheesy Captain Video style helmet armed with a deadly bubble blowing weapon is intent on killing the last remaining few human survivors on earth. They use their "intelligence???" and secret hideout ( an open basement foundation ) to combat the monster "Ro-Man".
George Nader, the hero, has an unusual habit of scooping up the heroine in his arms and running to safety when there is no reason that she cannot walk or run on her own.

No spoiler here... How does it end? Just like the rest of the movie, badly

bosco
 
Isnt the whole reason sharknado became so big is because some celebrity somewhere Twitted (I refuse to call it a Tweet, Twit is the short for Twitter) that they were watching it, then EVERYBODY had to watch it?
 
I think they shopped it to Cannes or something, but it's big because Mockbusters are big right now.
 
"Tarzan and The Green Godess"....so bad its good and filmed here in Guatemala...gee never knew we had rhinos and elephants here.
 
ja09 said:
BASEketball!
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If you are going to go with a Trey Parker movie, you might as well pick Orgazmo. A Mormon that plays the lead role in a porno movie of the same name where his superpower is making people achieve... you know. Freaking blasphemeously hilarious.
 
TopherM said:
Howard the Duck
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I love the fact that this was shot in cleveland.

The rage is decent bad movie. I'm actually in it as an extra for about two seconds. My buddy has a speaking roll to the tune of: "hey babby show us your t*ts" which is funny to me because he is far from that guy.
 

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