Your dog is dead. (sorry, its only method the guarantees that your dog will never be sick again.)I wish my dog would stop being sick.
I wish I had a dog.
Your dog is dead. (sorry, its only method the guarantees that your dog will never be sick again.)I wish my dog would stop being sick.
Your dog is dead. (sorry, its only method the guarantees that your dog will never be sick again.)
I wish I had a dog.
Your dog is dead. (sorry, its only method the guarantees that your dog will never be sick again.)
I wish I weren't so damn tired.
I wish the radio station would quit playing the same songs over and over.
Granted, They tried to tell you but really had no idea what a production deployment really was.
I wish my boss would cancel tonight's brief.
Granted tonight's brief has been cancelled to allow you enough time to pack for your month long urinal cake seminar in scenic Uganda.
I wish people would stop asking me to give my sh*t away...
Granted... People just assume you are giving it away and take it without asking.
I wish these advertisers would wait until at least after Thanksgiving to shove Christmas down our throats.
Granted, but Christmas is the name of a 6'5" 400lb guy that works at the car wash down the street.
I wish that my boner was some sort of an antidote that could only be taken orally.
Granted. Have fun in san fransisco.
I wish I wasn't such an *******.
Granted! You are now the stuff that comes out of the a$$h0le.
I wish my stout was done carbonating.
Granted. Too bad it tastes like the stuff that comes out of the a$$hole.
I wish I had a fully functional teleportation machine which flawlessly delivered me to the place I wished to go at the time I wished to be there with no ill effects for me or others.
Granted. But since you told everyone about this fantastic machine, people think your nuts. Your now locked in an asylum for the rest of your life, unable to use the teleportation machine ever again.
I wish I could afford Charlie Sheen's escort.
Granted, but now you're gay.
I wish my cat would stop biting me.
Granted... but the reality of what it is is too much for your brain to handle and you go insane.
I wish I were a little bit taller
Granted, she looks amazing through your beer goggles.
I wish there weren't so many commercials getting in the way of my show.
Granted, but you found that is Waldo in bed with your wife, just drilling her.
I wish that I could do sign language with my penis.
Granted.It just happens to be too small for anyone to see.Including you.
I wish there was no computer viruses,trojans,malware,adware,blah blah blah.
I wish I knew enough about electrical engineering to build a badass e-brew rig.
I wish the weather could stay like today.
Granted... Enjoy your Feta Cheese popcorn.
I wish Happy Hour would last longer
Granted, you can brew all you want but you are unable to properly sanitize...
I wish I could shoot lasers from my eyes on demand.
Granted. She stops bitching just long enough drag you to the store right before the football game.
I wish all the Christmas commercials would just go away. Especially the jewelry ones.
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