Philip1993
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LIQUID ASSETS
* If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
* If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
* If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
* But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of cans of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
* Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
also...
* A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
* Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
* That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
LIQUID ASSETS
* If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
* If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
* If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
* But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of cans of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
* Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
also...
* A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
* Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
* That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
