What do you pack for Lunch at work?

[Zuljin]

PKU.

Wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6.”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replies, “They had avocados.”

Gaaahhh...

A hand gun and a mask. You will trade your baloney sandwich.

Ha! That's just my drop sandwich.

I moved 5 minutes from work so that eating home would be a GOOD option.

It is fantastic. I watch Netflix or play COD and make something decent to eat. I use a little extra gas, but save a ton of change by not eating out, but get to take a break in a COMPLETELY different environment. I check on my garden, get some air, whatever I want with my 45 minutes or so. I always take off the tie and shirt.



I tried this but grew remorseful and gave the people money. Before I knew it, I was so remorseful, I was buying balogna sandwiches at gun point for $20. I once came back to borrow a dollar from the guy I robbed of a sandwich and then donated a 20, and saw the guy taking his real lunch out of his drawer. The balogna was a decoy and a quick $20

I shot him.

But nothing happened.

 

[cheezydemon3]

But nothing happened.

I haven't been caught....that and I am pretty sure it was self defence.