Right here – yes, RIGHT HERE this beer was acclaimed as the best beer in the world. Have we really sunk that low? Best beer? Me thinketh not.
I’ve been looking forward to this 10% ABV bottle of paint thinner all month, carefully lagering it in my refrigerator, nursing it along to greatness. Brewed in Watou, Belgium no less. Hey, hey - with a best by 3/6/26 date right there on the label, I’m golden! Right!
This beer is not my friend. This beer makes me sad. Not only because I shelled out plenty of greenbacks for it, but it disappoints in many ways. Self-titled as an “Abbey Ale” first thing out the spout things looked good, until this huge blob of murk dropped into my glass, looking something akin to a yeasty brown dirt clod, right there in my beer. Yes I was decanting it. Yes that blob took over, higher in the pour than you would expect anything. Take a look, you can see the glop hanging down there at the bottom. St. Bernardus ABT 12 has a one-finger head, C02 foam bubbles were a little on the large side, not a hint of lacing.
First whiff is definitely “beerish,” the same smell you get cleaning up a local tavern Sunday morning after a Saturday night beer brawl. First glug was really rough in my mouth, 10% booze is obvious. This beer has a lingering taste and essence of a floral scented wax candle going on Glade Air Freshener, right there in my mouth. Who the heck spends good money on this? 11.2 ounces, gimme a break……. PASS
View attachment 818385