Weird profiling....

[maxamuus]

I was looking on Overstock.com for a new desk.

I go into the sale section and its filled with breathalyzers and breast pumps?

Do they think i am a drunk prego chick?

 

[day_trippr]

[...]Do they think i am a drunk prego chick?

Were they two thirds right?

Cheers!

 

[maxamuus]

So i like breast pumps, but rather rude to insinuate i am a drunk.

 

[Zuljin]

I wanna meet this chic with the beer dispensing boobs.

 

[Zekk]

I wanna meet this chic with the beer dispensing boobs.

Don't we all?

 

[podz]

Do they think i am a drunk prego chick?

She's the one stealing your wifi.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Do they think i am a drunk prego chick?

You laugh, but breast pumps aren't for pregnant women... They're for breastfeeding women.

And breastfeeding women still like to occasionally drink, which is why you have products like this on the market...

So it makes perfect sense. Mommy has a few drinks... She uses the breathalyzer, only to find out that maybe she shouldn't booze up her baby. So she uses the breast pump to "pump and dump" (which sounds way dirtier than it is) and makes the baby a bottle of formula instead.

C'mon, folks. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN??