When you grab a tube of Keg Lube instead of KY...
I think more importantly one of two things though: 1) Why was your keg lube anywhere near "the deed", or 2) How could you risk unsanitary conditions if you were near your brews?!
When you grab a tube of Keg Lube instead of KY...
Keg Lube is great for more than just kegs you know. Helps with the o-rings in the more beer style QD's and so much more. Plus, it's food safe, so it has to be safe for internal use (or semi-internal) too. :rockin: Besides, a little goes a long way with Keg Lube...
Now have you bothered calling the manufacturer to verify if it's condom safe? Something tells me they don't specify on the packaging...
the LHBS calls you at home because he hasn't seen you in a week and wanted to know if everything was ok.
I was driving with some friends in Portland and passed a building that had a sign that said "WY east" I laughed and pointed.....no one else got it.....
Reaver said:You're confused when Yooper's avatar isn't the Leather-clad, whip wielding, Dominatrix!
You're confused when Yooper's avatar isn't the Leather-clad, whip wielding, Dominatrix!
Or you're happy when she changes it back to the whip wielding dominatrix...
LVBen said:You might be addicted to homebrewing if:
You are drinking coffee in the morning and you notice that there is a piece of something floating around in it and the first thing that pops into your head is "it is probably just a piece of hops."
NWMOBrewer said:When watching Top Shot, and they shoot 3 gallon carboys, you shed a tear because you could have fermented in those.
When you are reading an article on Mythology, and suddenly realise that Baphomet / Hades / Pan would be great names for a Belgian Golden Strong Ale.
You then order the ingredients for the Belgian Golden Strong Ale, because you just HAVE to name it Baphomet's Belgian Golden Strong Ale.
nylar said:you know your an addict when you have 3 hot women over taking off there clothes practising burlesque and your reading this thread instead of watching boobies.
Guilty for alot of these.. especially wasting most of a day at work doing brewing research. Also, I took last Friday off to brew.. it was a great day!
If you own more refrigerators or freezers for beer than you do for food.
If your entire fenceline is dedicated to growing hops.
You continuously have this spreadsheet opened:
(Too big for inline pic, click to load it):
http://i52.tinypic.com/2cgbos1.jpg
[I'll be happy to share it if someone needs it]
M_C
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