Cheesefood
Well-Known Member
Pumbaa said:this year you should tell them you got her a boob job and new iron
I was looking at a HERMS system for her. She doesn't like homebrew, but I figured that she's happiest when I'm happy.
Pumbaa said:this year you should tell them you got her a boob job and new iron
Schlenkerla said:About 10 years ago I emailed a photo of red roses. I intended it to be sarcasm but she actually liked it alot. I sent it at 4pm so she was thinking I forgot. It was a surprise to her that I remembered.
The previous year I didn't buy anything because we were pretty poor but managed to come home half in the bag.
Almost as pissed as if I used the "C" word. Came home to find my beer bottles in the sink and her with a hammer bustin' the bottles.
I got smart now I use PETs.
And of course I buy something!
dancingbarefoot said:Well, I didn't think things were going anywhere with the guy I'm interested in, so I wasn't planning on doing anything. But I just got a very simple "Happy Valentine's Day" e-mail from him (see, it doesn't have to be expensive or elaborately planned). And that makes my day!
the_bird said:I bought her a new ring...
Whatdaya think? Remind you of anything?
the_bird said:I bought her a new ring...
Whatdaya think? Remind you of anything?
Yooper Chick said:
Is this the same guy who asked if he could brew with you?
If it is, he wants to brew with you right after the first date AND he sent a Happy Vday email, he sounds like a keeper!
the_bird said:I bought her a new ring...
Whatdaya think? Remind you of anything?
Pumbaa said:your first mistake
You're new at this aint ya?
you'll save yourself a lot of trouble if ya just stop thinking now, BTW very few chicks ever check those things, ya probably could have gone with cut glass and spent the other $4900 on brewing stuff
until the wedding day . . . then she's just female and the true hell begins
The first thing you got right all day
Biermann said:Nice. Mine got 8 tonight.
Huh???Shimms said:Gosh guys... most of the wives don't seem to get it.
Sorry
That being said... I wouldn't mind some "who knows" but my man's working tonight.
RichBrewer said:Huh???
knipknup said:Mine got 8 too...
oh, you're talking snow...
Yooper Chick said:The joke around here is that whenever it looks like snow, I said that I'm hoping to get "from 4 to 8 inches tonight". He knows what that means.......
Orpheus said:Wow,
That's quite a variation. He must use one of those pumps to get some inconsistency in his size?
the_bird said:Maybe it depends on how cold it is?
Orpheus said:Wow,
That's quite a variation. He must use one of those pumps to get some inconsistency in his size?
Yooper Chick said:No, no, no- you guys don't get it.
You have to hear the tone of my voice when I say it- FROM 4 TO 8 inches tonight. See, the FROM denotes the "before" and the TO denotes the "during". You know, the blood flow thing.......
"I'm hoping to get from 4 to 8 inches tonight," complete with winking and eyebrows wagging gets the point across.
Geez, I'm a sick-o, huh?
the_bird said:I thought maybe it was "give me four inches... now give me eight... now four... now eight!"
Orpheus said:Nah.. that would mean a threesome with a guy with 8 inches?
Cheesefood said:You stick your tongue out for a guy with 8" ???
the_bird said:Well, it seems to make your banana dance....
the_bird said:Well, it seems to make your banana dance....
Orpheus said:Does yours mean you wouldn't know what to do with 8 inches?
the_bird said:I know exactly what to do with eight inches - put it back in my pants.
the_bird said:I know exactly what to do with eight inches - put it back in my pants.
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