So, you're saying I need to pee on my keyboard to clean it up?
Yes.
So, you're saying I need to pee on my keyboard to clean it up?
So, you're saying I need to pee on my keyboard to clean it up?
So, you're saying I need to pee on my keyboard to clean it up?
Then lick it clean.
I want to kill whoever invented the "reply to all" button.
I'm actually willing risk life in prison to accomplish this, although I'm pretty sure my chances of a jury understanding why I did it are pretty decent.
While we're on bathroom hygiene... does anyone else have "nesters" in the office?
I don't mind you building that layer of TP to snuggle your ass into, but push that nonsense into the bowl when you're done. The seat is non absorbent. That paper is not. I don't want to touch something that has sucked up your ass sweat, piss dribbles, and diarrhea blowback for the past 10-15 minutes, thank you very much.
I want to kill whoever does not use the reply all button when I specifically put people on there to hold them accountable for their stupid actions. I then have to put everyone back on the email when they reply with some stupid excuse, thinking I'm not going to nail them to the cross.
Suffer.
I actually have started addressing the emails that will spawn reply to alls using the BCC field. That way even if they reply to all it only goes back to me. Should be company policy where not everybody NEEDS responses. As for communal information emails where responses matter, the worst are the "Thx" replies to everyone
A couple of qualifiers, and then a pretty sad story:
My company is owned, in full, by an oil company. The president of said oil company is my company president's father. He's a complete and total dyed in the wool TX conservative. My president prefers to keep his politics close to the vest, his father wants everyone to know where he stands.
Senior purchased a book, the name and author I can't recall, but it was a complete takedown of Obama and his policies, for every single employee of every single arm of his holdings. 150 here, 150 at the railroad he owns, probably 100 at the oil compant. A bunch of books. Junior sent an e-mail out to our company, informing us that the books were available in HR for evryone that wished to have a copy. A young lady, who had been here for a long time, replied to all on that e-mail informing him of her wished to bw left out of his racist propaganda peddling. Audible gasps throughout the building. An ultimatum to apologize publicly, or be terminated. She left. It sucked.
The BCC field is a fantastic tool that has been compromised at my workplace by our less than stellar IT team. For some reason, our email is set up so you have to have at least 1 recipient in the "To" field, and it cant be yourself. Since, with one click, you can add the entire company to a field, it always ends up being the main recipient field.
Every year, we get to find out what employees have gained weight or fancy themselves a shirt size smaller than they need to be wearing. We compete in a softball tournament. Our team captain sends out an email to 15 or so employees asking to let him know what shirt size to order for you. Of course more than half of them reply to all with their shirt size. wtf.
A couple of qualifiers, and then a pretty sad story:
My company is owned, in full, by an oil company. The president of said oil company is my company president's father. He's a complete and total dyed in the wool TX conservative. My president prefers to keep his politics close to the vest, his father wants everyone to know where he stands.
Senior purchased a book, the name and author I can't recall, but it was a complete takedown of Obama and his policies, for every single employee of every single arm of his holdings. 150 here, 150 at the railroad he owns, probably 100 at the oil compant. A bunch of books. Junior sent an e-mail out to our company, informing us that the books were available in HR for evryone that wished to have a copy. A young lady, who had been here for a long time, replied to all on that e-mail informing him of her wished to bw left out of his racist propaganda peddling. Audible gasps throughout the building. An ultimatum to apologize publicly, or be terminated. She left. It sucked.
I'm not an IT guy so I don't know the technicals but a hospital I used to work at had the network taken out by a bunch of reply to alls. Somebody sent an email to the entire directory and that spawned dozens of reply to all messages basically saying "don't use reply all for this stuff."
Fire the Person who sent the first reply to all, cite network failure, failure to grasp English comprehension, and lack of basic computer skills, the rest will never hit "reply to all" ever again.
Otherwise, try bribing your IT dept with cookies or brownies or some sort of sweets and maybe they will decide to prioritize that. Reply to all mess is not fun for anyone
Fire the Person who sent the first reply to all, cite network failure, failure to grasp English comprehension, and lack of basic computer skills, the rest will never hit "reply to all" ever again.
as an IT guy I would say, ummmm...... beer works better!!!
Please,
DON’T THROW PAPER IN THE URINAL.
Thanks,
Everyone who’s ever had to mop this bathroom.
Here is a prime example. And yes, it may be overly technical so I will translate at the end.
A group of our email guys found 8:30 am to be a good time to move a mailstore containing almost 400 mailboxes to a different server. I have spent the past almost hour telling people to grab a cup of coffee and be patient with us and email will work again. Eventually.
TG;DR(Too Geeky; Didnt Read) - Broke email for almost 400 people at a time when everybody is first logging in.
Our Mail server decided to become a bit bitchy after all the other servers got a nice upgrade to server 2012... mail server is still working well on server 2008... and has decidedly crashed about once a day this week. Luckily for our IT team it is the summer here and most workers are on their summer vacations.
Biggest thing that annoys me is we set up this ebay style section that you could sign up for internally to sell or get offers from other people selling items. Some people abuse the system selling nearly everything... Best was a half used roll of paper towels for $1... And yes... We all got the "sold" emails when each and every small item sold... The user usually posted about 10-20 at a time.
Hahahaha, I would have a heyday with that.
"Full pack of post-its, unopened, $0.75"
"Swingline Stapler, Red, like-new condition, $5.00"
"Pilot G-2 Gel pen, half full, refillable, $1.00 (refills available for $0.25/ea)"
"Handsome Year 2015 calendar of old trucks, 1/2 off. $4.00"
"Paper clips of many colors, bundles of 12, $0.50 (colors may vary)."
Biggest thing that annoys me is we set up this ebay style section that you could sign up for internally to sell or get offers from other people selling items. Some people abuse the system selling nearly everything... Best was a half used roll of paper towels for $1... And yes... We all got the "sold" emails when each and every small item sold... The user usually posted about 10-20 at a time.
This is something your work offers as a way for employees to sell their personal items?
Hahahaha, I would have a heyday with that.
"Full pack of post-its, unopened, $0.75"
"Swingline Stapler, Red, like-new condition, $5.00"
"Pilot G-2 Gel pen, half full, refillable, $1.00 (refills available for $0.25/ea)"
"Handsome Year 2015 calendar of old trucks, 1/2 off. $4.00"
"Paper clips of many colors, bundles of 12, $0.50 (colors may vary)."
And I work with just such a fella.
Not to mention someone else here decided it was a good idea to hose down an entire stall today. People are disgusting. Don't give them too much credit.
Here is a prime example. And yes, it may be overly technical so I will translate at the end.
A group of our email guys found 8:30 am to be a good time to move a mailstore containing almost 400 mailboxes to a different server. I have spent the past almost hour telling people to grab a cup of coffee and be patient with us and email will work again. Eventually.
TG;DR(Too Geeky; Didnt Read) - Broke email for almost 400 people at a time when everybody is first logging in.
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