Your formula is brilliant. Any number of women greater than X will always lead to conflict!
Not sure who did it, but there is craft herpes in my locker at work now.
Has she remembered her password for the past few years and in the past year is having trouble remembering? Because if so, she definitely needs a health evaluation. Though it is hard to find a tactful way to say "hey, your memory is crap lately, go to the doctor!" I have occasionally snuck a
mini mental health exam into conversation with my father (he did catch on the last time, hah!), since Alzheimers has occurred in the family. Perfect score each time, but still.