I love the last couple pages. Someone complains about a compliment; everyone mocks him/her for it for a while. Then someone complains about a compliment, namely "I would totally buy this" or "this is good enough to sell"; mocking ensues.
Rinse, repeat.
So either:
A) People only read the most recent post (or none at all) and ignore the previous 2-3 posts
or
B) People don't understand sarcasm
Sorry, back on track. Two new ones:
The topic arose of hops being related to "the devils cabbage" arose somehow between a friend and myself:
Friend: "Dude, there's no way they are related."
Me: "I'm telling you, it's true. Look it up"
Friend: "Yeah, well how come beer doesn't get you high, even really hoppy ones?"
Me: *Face-palm*
While brewing with a friend
Me: *Sipping a little on the OG sample*
Friend: "Can I try?" Sips "Oh GOD! Worst beer I've ever had"
Me: "Well, it's just the sugary liquid you add the yeast to. The yeast then turn the sugar into alcohol and CO2"
Friend: "How long does that take?"
Me: "For this beer? [BM's Centennial Blonde] Probably about 2-3 weeks"
Friend: "Dude, why don't you just dump some everclear in there? Much faster"
Me: .......