Upon telling my father I was brewing.
Father "You better drink it sitting on the toilet."
I think I posted this before, but the day after my brother had tried a couple of my beers he commented on how much they made him fart. He apparently had drunk them straight from the bottle and did a full tilt chug of the last couple of ounces from each bottle. He's your typical BMC drinker so he knows nothing about the potential effects that come from consuming roused yeasts. And yes, I did tell him to pour the beer, don't swirl, and leave the last 1/8" in the bottle. To make matters worse, he tossed out one of my best bomber bottles. Next time, he's getting a week old beer in a crappy bottle.
Don't tell me my beer makes you fart like a rhino in an onion patch.