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AnOldUR said:This? :cross:
rdwha(dozen)h?why oh why did i click on this. I need something to erase my memory of some of the images posted today.
Girls have a penis, boys have vaginas.
Wait... thats not right...
Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:Yes, it was wrong. Most girls have several penises, and most boys have several vaginas.....Or anything with a hole in it.
Like a mattress or roast...
A few years ago a guy not far from here was prosecuted for having sex with the picnic table on his deck.....Several times. A neighbour even video taped him doing it! :cross:
http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2
The correct answer to this question is "One of your sisters. Doesn't matter which one."
I like to bring the pain when asked a retarded question.
On the app? I feel your pain. Best to quote, I still sometimes end up several pages later completely off topic, but at least you have the quote to tie it back.
Hands up, who else had to go back and read the OP to see what the heck we were talking about?
Hands up, who else had to go back and read the OP to see what the heck we were talking about?
I farted.
paulster2626 said:At work? I love doing that. Crop-dusting unsuspecting colleagues is a sport I enjoy. Bonus if your fart is loud, as they will be alerted to the coming stench.
Nope, but I thought internet rules said that any unquoted reply was obviously in response to the original post. But then again, I don't know much.
I farted.
CreamyGoodness said:I farted.
I make sure I vent the colon before alighting any form of public transport. Usually I follow this with an accusatory glare at the nearest passenger.
Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:I had my accusatory stares and glances down to a tee......I could be wrong though.
Perfected if your avatar is a true depiction of your visage I'd say.....
sonofgrok said:How did this turn into a fart thread?
*pfffffffft* Silent but deadly.
It's like rectal entropy. Everything, ultimately, is on a gradual decline towards flatulence.
How did this turn into a fart thread?
*pfffffffft* Silent but deadly.
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