paulthenurse
Fecal Transplant Super Donor
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Great Daddy! See you tomorrow.
Ok, that just sounded weird..
Ok, that just sounded weird..
Why the F didn't you ask him to go over at midnight then?Brian,
You DO know you are my BFF, right?
Hell, you're my BIFFL!
Paul and Brian.
We're kind of like Forrest and Jenny. I'm the dimwit who drops my pants to show the President my arse, and you're the drug addled. psychological basket case who seeks personal fulfillment through meaningless sex with guys like that Dude Lebowski.
Wow! I always cry at the end of that movie. Don't die, Brian Don't leave me! I'll be wicked sad.
yeager1977 said:cape's new nick name is Lieutenant Dan.
Put the pig on the smoker yourself
paulthenurse said:So Yeager just showed up...
"C'mon, let's get going! "
"Uhhhhhh , Hi Chris, thanks for coming..."
"C'mon, let's go, let's go, let's go!"
"Is your car on fire?"
"No, my wife is... If help you get this farkin' pig on the fire quick and get home there is a chance I might get laid."
"You're serious?"
"Look, she is 'In the mood' two, no more than three times in a calendar year. Tonight is #1 for 2011. Move your ass, Tubby! Drag that pig over there , NOW!"
"Uhhhhhhh, sure Chris. Good luck with that."
"Don't mess with me, Fat Man. I think she means it..."
So the very moment we clean and jerk that porcine goodness up onto Bertha Yeager is back in his car and down the road. If it wasn't so farkin weird I'd wonder if it really happened
It looks like we will be able to do a webcast of the party this Saturday, so all of you get-a-lifers living in your mothers basement can live vicariously through us.
You too, Yoop. 'Take pictures of the food?' Good grief!
Anyone heard how Data's doing? Is he on the PUP list?
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