The hopefully not obnoxious wood fired brick oven build thread

[Melana]

Whoa, whoa whoa!!!! Where did THAT come from?

Yeager suggested it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh. Ok. Now I get it. I'll just add it to the list of reasons I owe him a dope slap .

 

[paulthenurse]

Wrong thread

 

[paulthenurse]

Got some more brick laid this morning before heading to the shelter.




Ya know Brian, ya had me worried. 'Jeebuz, what if I'm NOT done by Masstoberfest? I'll have to move to Peru to escape that *****enozzle.'

But I believe I'll pull it off. Might not be pretty that day but it will be functional.

Nah nah nah nah nahhhhhh nahhhhh!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Will I have to sign a waiver if I attend Masstoberfest? This doesn't look safe.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Might not be pretty that day but it will be functional.

I'm sure everyone will be thrilled to see it burn, wait, what?

 

[paulthenurse]

Will I have to sign a waiver if I attend Masstoberfest? This doesn't look safe.

You could always spend the day hanging out with He Who Ain't Invited if you're THAT worried. Just an option for ya.

 

[Cape Brewing]

My theory is that the top is coming in way too flat and instead of an arch, with a keystone at the top to hold it all in place, it's just gonna be a flat "roof" that... as soon as this thing gets fired, will expand slightly and then crumble into the center.

I mean...

Looks awesome man! Keep going!! Yayyyyy Paul!!


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[Auger]

I started reading this thread thinking, how can you talk about a pizza oven for 41 pages? And expecting a cool reveal, and learning stuff in the process. And yes I just sat here and read this thread start to finish...

I've learned something, but I'm still trying to understand what.

Anyway, following along purely for the entertainment value.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's what we do.

 

[paulthenurse]

My theory is that the top is coming in way too flat and instead of an arch, with a keystone at the top to hold it all in place, it's just gonna be a flat "roof" that... as soon as this thing gets fired, will expand slightly and then crumble into the center.

I worried about that too but I think it's ok. It's no where close to a perfect dome, it has flat spots and dips, nooks and crannies. Basicly it looks like instead of being built by a skilled mason it was built by a f'ing nurse.


Oh...... wait a second......

 

[Melana]

It's still 1000X better than the one I built. GO PAUL!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

that thinh is beauty. are you sure u werent a free mason in ur previous life

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I started reading this thread thinking, how can you talk about a pizza oven for 41 pages? And expecting a cool reveal, and learning stuff in the process. And yes I just sat here and read this thread start to finish...

I've learned something, but I'm still trying to understand what.

Anyway, following along purely for the entertainment value.

And we have another victim...

 

[paulthenurse]

I suppose you could call him a victim.


I prefer acolyte.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Yep, he's a victim. I didn't know you were a catholic priest too.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I suppose you could call him a victim.


I prefer acolyte.

I got acolyte once ...from a toothy blowjob in the o'hare parking lot. I don't think so, but maybe I'm confusing acolyte with something else

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh, so you're the catholic priest?

 

[HoppyDaze]

o'hare airport; apologies for ptn's dark side

 

[paulthenurse]

o'hare airport; apologies for ptn's dark side

We knew where you were talking about.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Whatever perv

 

[paulthenurse]

Perv? I'm a perv?

OK, you're right, I'm a perv. But who was the one intimating that he got an STD from a hummer in an airport? Not me. I gt my STD's the good old fashioned way, from the toilet seat. (Insert your fav Zappa-ism here...)

 

[HoppyDaze]

It's about time this thread got back on track

 

[paulthenurse]

It has a track? What is it?


Oh ya, the pizza oven. I'm working all weekend. Since I leave the house before 6 and dont get home till around 8 nothings getting g done on it till Monday. But I hope to finish the dome then. Till then any posting done in this thread will consist of Cape being jealous and tearing me down, various assorted numbers of Cape's lackeys hoping to score a free pint of Stinger by busting me and the usual never ending stream of woman persueing me.

Nothing new, in other words.

 

[hunter_le five]

Nothing new, in other words.

This should be the title of the thread.



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[Cape Brewing]

hehehehe


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[Auger]

And we have another victim...

I suppose you could call him a victim.


I prefer acolyte.

Oh, so you're the catholic priest?

I'm not sure where this is going but I'm pretty sure I need an adult.

 

[paulthenurse]

Very few of those around here

 

[uatuba]

I'm not sure why but I find myself hoping this thing collapses.


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[paulthenurse]

It ain't fallin' down.

 

[Auger]

I think you're confused, this isn't the mugshots thread.

 

[Melana]

Looking forward to pizza in two weeks!

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Paul, if you let your hair grow longer, you can comb it over that bald spot. Might make you look a little younger.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

ill have some tonight, had this built over the weekend

 

[Evets]

ill have some tonight, had this built over the weekend

What? No insulation under the hearth or around the dome?

 

[paulthenurse]

I like to think of the dome as being like a woman's breasts. When she is young her breasts are are firm and perky and her nipples point straight out. And you live to play with them.


And as she matures they soften and maybe drop a little and the nipples are a little off center. And they're still a great playground,

And when she's older still they droop and drop and the nipples point to the floor. But you still love to go there.


All I can say is that I've been working on this dome for a long damned time.

 

[Melana]

No breasts have ever cooked a man a pizza.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

but someone with breasts have, what else they good for?

 

[Evets]

Doin' the dishes!

 

[paulthenurse]

No breasts have ever cooked a man a pizza.

No, but the nipple on the oven is like a 50 year old's boobie.