No, he's playing at the Wang Center April 19.
And of course you weren't born in 71. I didn't even meet your mutha till 76.
Hey that makes you a Bicentennial Butthead!!!
Paul, Paul, Paul.... just like with your U3 starter... your calculations are WAY off. I was actually born in '72 so while mildly amusing, you're off the mark by quite a bit.
Besides the numbers being way off, the simple fact that you haven't been able to FIND your d!ck since the mid-50's makes your little "daddy claim" even more ludicrous. The effin' pure logistics of you fathering a child are pretty comical. Never mind fathering a child, I'm not even sure how you go to the bathroom. All I can figure is that you have some sort of rubber device that straps around each leg and then you just let it go... eventually the urine makes it way down your legs and into some sort of collection device.
I don't know HOW you do it... but that's all I can think of.
Still going with the toilet brush duct taped to a piece of wood and then wrapped in toilet paper as a "wiper"??
Be careful drinking all of those Bud products... you'll have to piss soon and we just went through what an ordeal that can be.