The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

Not a horrible place....

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[paulthenurse]

Nice

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Not a horrible place....

place no, team yes

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Habs still s*ck!

 

[paulthenurse]

Having to spend today indoors REALLY sux. Stuck at UMB's Research Day and I keep looking out the window at Boston Harbor.

 

[Melana]

Agreed Paul. I'm in a room with no windows listening to a liquid scintillation analysis training. Two hours down.... Six to go.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape hears ya Paulie... Now that Cape is working from home permanently... It's a similar situation... View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1431615913.651155.jpg

Brutal...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fckuing A. The sun is almost too bright. I may have to move to the back patio where there is a little more shade

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

A lot of talk but sitting on your arse isn't going to get us BogGirls.

 

[the_bird]

Cape hears ya Paulie... Now that Cape is working from home permanently... It's a similar situation... View attachment 277959

Brutal...

You know that Rex Ryan is looking at this picture and furiously masturbating, right?









Dakota, too.

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape hears ya Paulie... Now that Cape is working from home permanently... It's a similar situation...

Brutal...

That's putting quite the spin on getting fired. Of course we all know him much you like to spin.

 

[DakotaRules]

You know that Rex Ryan is looking at this picture and furiously masturbating, right?



















Dakota, too.

Don't drag me into your creepy fantasy.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

That's putting quite the spin on getting fired. Of course we all know him much you like to spin.

if thats the case, at least he has a successful brewery to fall back on, what do you have, a defuct pizza oven and a bottomless moneypit in LSU

 

[Melana]

Don't drag me into your creepy fantasy.

Perhaps he likes you....

 

[paulthenurse]

I bet he does. Not a lot of guys can pull off wearing a tuxedo while brewing but Dakota pulled it off. That amount of pulling off is bound to attract the attention of a certain type of guy.

Oh hi Yeager. When did you get here?

 

[paulthenurse]

Jury reached a verdict on Ship Stain.

 

[paulthenurse]

Death. Unanimous

 

[Bulls Beers]

The Boston Globe had a poll that said only 15% of people polled were pro death penalty. Umm, I guess the globe was wwwrong.. That's a shocker!!

 

[paulthenurse]

The Boston Globe had a poll that said only 15% of people polled were pro death penalty. Umm, I guess the globe was wwwrong.. That's a shocker!!

If they used their subscription lists for people to call I'm surprised they got that many.

Seriously, if you don't have a puppy or a parakeet why would you buy the Globe?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I bought the globe to start the fire in my smoker. Wicked pissah fiah stahtah...

 

[bluemoose]

Nothing wrong with the globe. They have a great coupon section. I saw one for BOGO on bog inn beers.

 

[paulthenurse]

See what I mean? A total waste of a tree.

 

[the_bird]

Half-marathon, mother****ers.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Who's the ghey lookin' dude in the shades?

 

[j1laskey]

It seems as if Cape is also going by other names other than 3rd person. Check out the comment section of Boston.com....TheProBasketballTalk, and highcastle.....shameless sell promotion.
http://www.boston.com/food-dining/f...95MFgAOpzO/pictures.html?p1=story_hp#comments

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hmmm. Cape is innocent of self-promoting but is happy someone mentioned us. Yayyyy

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Further down the list someone mentions PTN wood fired oven pizza.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hater.

 

[paulthenurse]

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This peaceful interlude brought to you by PTN, a kinder, gentler guy.

 

[Melana]

Yum. Squid.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

This peaceful interlude brought to you by PTN, a kinder, gentler guy.

Someone hacked PTN's account...

 

[LJvermonster]

Side note, I think it's pretty darn funny that this thread has a 3 star rating! Seem very fitting! F&%* that 5 star nonsense that Heady Topper clone thread has! Give us some of dat 3 star, average s*%^$..

 

[paulthenurse]

Who left the door open and let the n00b in?

That's better. Starting to feel more like myself. But I still have no idea what the n00b is blubbering about.

 

[LJvermonster]

You're mom let the noob in.

 

[bluemoose]

He's single and likes monster trucks. What more is there to know. Probably a hippie too!

 

[paulthenurse]

Mom would see right through some n00b with a monster truck as a wool underwear wearing, soap allergic, barber avoiding, bunny ear wearing, lift line attendant with an extremely short wanker. She would slam the door in yo face! Just sayin'

Mom is wicked pissah!

 

[bluemoose]

Remember that one time the_bird posted that picture of his wife running a half marathon? That was awesome.

 

[paulthenurse]

The social norm and more f this thread is that wives are above the fray. Our wives and SWMBO 's have all made one gigantic f'up in their lives and as gestures of detente' we avoid mentioning them there. They've suffered enough.

The glaring exception is "Her Most Imperial LeeAnne-ness". She's fair game. If you have a clear shot, take it while there is the faintest possibility of preserving Chris's sackage.

 

[day_trippr]

The social norm and more f this thread is that wives are above the fray. [...]

One of the few social norms I can get behind...

Cheers! (...especially in the asylum that is HBT )

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Social Norm? Or anti-social Norm?