The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[ComcastWineRookie]

Have you really taken to referring to yourself in the third person? Seriously?

"Cape is tired of PTN poking fun of Cape. Cape is getting mad."

no fun unless there is a deep fried pig...

 

[paulthenurse]

They work at the mansion!

God dammit Melana, now I'm picturing Hef in his bathrobe snuggling up to Leather_balls on the sofa.

 

[DakotaRules]

God dammit Melana, now I'm picturing Hef in his bathrobe snuggling up to Leather_balls on the sofa.

Only you would be thinking of some dudes leather balls.

When are we going fishing???

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm going to be a little late getting LSU in the water this spring. I'm working this weekend then next weekend Mort and I and our SWMBOs are going to Bonaire diving. I'll be up and running by Memorial Day. Anytime after that.

 

[Melana]

Bring Leatherballs with you! Fun for all.

 

[paulthenurse]

He doesn't do boats well.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sooooooo. LSU is going in the water in a few weeks... then after that.... Is THAT when you're gonna finish the pizza oven?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Well he can't dump it in the local landfill. Boston Harbor seems the best choice. Wait. Are we talking LSU or the pizza oven?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whoa whoa... He can't dump the LSU. He's gotta do a few more lobster trips.... get that "average expense per lobster" down under $800.

The pizza oven?? Nah.... that can stay. It's like a big paper-weight for his property... makes sure the yard doesn't blow away in big storms.

 

[paulthenurse]

I guess it's better to refer to yourself in the third person than by your true name, Jastremski.

Oooppps. That slipped out.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape is not amused

 

[bob1852]

Went out and got some Atlantic cod. It cost me less than $5/lb.

And, it was even cleaned and frozen.

 

[the_bird]

I want to know how the **** they got my cell phone records.

Anyone know a decent lawyer? That guy my buddy Aaron recommended is a clown.

 

[paulthenurse]

went out and got some atlantic cod. It cost me less than $5/lb.



And, it was even cleaned and frozen.

gfy.

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape is not amused

Why do I suspect that that will be a fairly consistent theme throughout the next month or two, if not in this thread certainly in one other?

 

[paulthenurse]

Happy Mothers Day, Melana.

You too, Dakota.

 

[DakotaRules]

Thanks! You too!

 

[DakotaRules]

mIn

 

[Melana]

Happy Mothers Day, Melana.

You too, Dakota.

Thanks Paul!

 

[paulthenurse]

Anyone else picturing Goodell standing in front of Brady demanding "DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED????"

And Tom calmly saying "Nope."

 

[bob1852]

Not really.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're a dope. Cape said so.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape agrees

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape? If Cape had to choose between a month sniffing Giselle or a month smelling Rob Ninkovich which would Cape choose?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape would feel an obligation as the greatest QB ever play the game to be on the field and help his team win

 

[paulthenurse]

I hope they wait till the first home game after the suspension ends before they raise the banner.
F U Goodell

 

[nhwrecker]

Yup. No Brady. No Banner. F U Goodell too. And everyone else that's not Patriot Nation. Next year's going to be a lot of fun. Can't wait for that Indy game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can't wait for that Indy game.

Cape has rock star seats and an on-field pass for that game. Cape is not pissed.

 

[bluemoose]

Isn't that game in Indy?

 

[nhwrecker]

here's the schedule

 

[paulthenurse]

Upside. First home game after the banishment ends is against the Jets.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Isn't that game in Indy?

Yeah.... And?

 

[bluemoose]

No and, just wondering why the hell you would want to go to that sh!thole.

 

[paulthenurse]

I thought the judge restricted you to Norfolk County?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No and, just wondering why the hell you would want to go to that sh!thole.

Cuz Cape won a bet that provides 'round trip flight, hotel, and tickets (and the guy scored on-field passes).

 

[bluemoose]

Gonna wear your Brady Jersey?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Gonna wear your Brady Jersey?

That's a joke right?

Cape has been very vocal about his disapproval of wearing jerseys.

 

[bluemoose]

So has Bluemoose.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Well when you wear pink it's not the "official" jersey.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yes, I'm a D.O.M .but that's still pretty funny. View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1431553938.995121.jpg