The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

You spin so much you must be dizzy.

 

[paulthenurse]

I agree. You can win ninkasi with 7 gallon plastic buckets.

GTFOH! That's not possible. At least not without engaging in various unnatural sex acts with the judgesssssss...

Oh... Now I get it. I might be a little slow sometimes but eventually I figure it out.

 

[Melana]

Sometimes Paul?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

GTFOH! That's not possible. At least not without engaging in various unnatural sex acts with the judgesssssss...

Oh... Now I get it. I might be a little slow sometimes but eventually I figure it out.

You may want to check out the side menu of unnatural sex acts to see if you can sub in the creation of pizza pie. Check legality in certain states too.

 

[nhwrecker]

I've really got nothing to add, but that's never stopped me before. Have a great weekend everyone, just before you all GFY...

 

[day_trippr]

How 'bout those Red Sox!

Could they be for real?
I mean, aside from the truly dicey rotation thing...

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

Hanley Ramirez broke the wall.

Does it still count as a home run if if goes THROUGH the Green Monster?

 

[paulthenurse]

Too f'ing funny

I'm at the Bog. This freaking place is LOUD.

 

[paulthenurse]

Got "The Tour." I have to admit I got a chub seeing where things are headed.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

How would you know? You haven't seen it in years.

 

[paulthenurse]

Only because the top of your mom's head is blocking the view.

 

[Cape Brewing]

hehehehe... 'At's funny right there...

 

[Melana]

Did she have to move the belly away to find it?

 

[paulthenurse]

76 years ago today Teddy Ballgame hit his first home run. Went 4/5 w 3 RBI

 

[paulthenurse]

No. I wasn't there

 

[bluemoose]

Why, did you have to work that day?

 

[paulthenurse]

No. I was schtupping Homebeerbrewer's mom in the men's room at the Cask and Flagon. We went into extra innings and games took a lot less time back then.

 

[bob1852]

Why, did you have to work that day?

He started the pizza oven that day...

 

[Cape Brewing]

BOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Gold

 

[paulthenurse]

Moderately amusing.

 

[nhwrecker]

I'm still trying to get up off the floor after laughing so hard.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

He started the pizza oven that day...

And it's still not finished.

Damn Paul, robbing the cradle with my mom. Shame on you.

 

[paulthenurse]

I am ashamed. Every time I see you I'm reminded of my moment of indiscretion and I regret it. That and that cheap ass condom. We need to talk. But maybe you should go talk to Brian first, he seems to have gotten over the surprise.

 

[paulthenurse]

Could Buckholz suck any worse?

 

[bluemoose]

Yeah, he could be you.

 

[paulthenurse]

Not very nice

 

[dyqik]

I'm nervous to dip my toe into this thread, but I just want to check something:

We've just had an offer accepted on a house in Maynard. Y'all don't live there, do you? At least tell me that Paul doesn't.

 

[paulthenurse]

GFY, N00b! Only steers and queers live in Maynard.

 

[DakotaRules]

Your PTN free in Maynard

 

[the_bird]

GFY, N00b! Only steers and queers live in Maynard.

^^ Paulie says that about every city, but that's just because of the bars he frequents.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm nervous to dip my toe into this thread, but I just want to check something:

We've just had an offer accepted on a house in Maynard. Y'all don't live there, do you? At least tell me that Paul doesn't.

I grew up in Maynid.

 

[dyqik]

I grew up in Maynid.

As a Brit, I'm having to learn the right pronunciation of the *****rd towns.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You're in North America. Speak the language

 

[paulthenurse]

Enough said. Dude grew up there. Maynard. Pfffffff

And N00b you really have to do something about that name. Dyqik???? WTF is that supposed to be? Now if it were DieQwik, that would be a good name.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey. Back in the day, the rumor was Maynard had the most bars per capita of MA towns. Real bars too. The Red Door, Sitn' Bull.... all good biker bahs. To be specific PTN doesn't live there but his mom did.

 

[dyqik]

And N00b you really have to do something about that name. Dyqik???? WTF is that supposed to be? Now if it were DieQwik, that would be a good name.

Meh, it's pronounced the same.

And which ever forum I try to join, no bugger has already taken it.

 

[paulthenurse]

They should open a new one for DieQwik, The Black Hole. Fitting for a physicist living in Maynard.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

we all wish that PTN would dyqwik

 

[the_bird]

And N00b you really have to do something about that name. Dyqik???? WTF is that supposed to be? Now if it were DieQwik, that would be a good name.

I was pronouncing it "Dye-eek". Like a retahded lesbian.

 

[paulthenurse]

He's a lesbian?

Holy Sheet. Bruce Jenner is moving to Maynard!