The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bluemoose]

Cape - John wanted to get more Bog IPA because he insists that the BOG is better than Heady. (sorry to interject a serious comment)

Ahahahahahahh
Whew ah oh

Ahahahahahahahha.

(Wipes eyes)

Now that was great.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's ok, Adolphus, it's for home brewers. No pros allowed

 

[the_bird]

How the hell did you get an infection? I thought all of your batches were brewed with Star-San in place of the sparge water.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's ok, Adolphus, it's for home brewers. No pros allowed

OHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!!

C'mon Paul!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!


LOL.

Where's the azzclown pic... I need to dig that up. Maybe photoshop in "The LSU"

 

[HawksBrewer]

Jared isn't the only one.

Besides... how high did Jared rate all of your IPAs??

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Wait. Is Jared a butter loving sewer rat? How else would he have tasted it?

 

[Cape Brewing]

How the hell did you get an infection? I thought all of your batches were brewed with Star-San in place of the sparge water.

I get it!!! Cuz I had star-san in my home rig like four years ago!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I think I'm going to rig the election so FW wins the Masstoberfest Cup..

The more I think about that the better I like the idea.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think I'm going to rig the election so FW wins the Masstoberfest Cup..

The more I think about that the better I like the idea.

Who the hell is FW?

 

[paulthenurse]

Your partner in that little economic disaster of yours, ya retard.

 

[paulthenurse]

Wow!! How f'ing full of yourself do you have to be to forget who your partners are? Wow! That's an impressive bit of self aggrandizement, even for you

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your partner in that little economic disaster of yours, ya retard.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) your definition of economic disaster obviously needs a little work
2) yeah... like he's showing up at your place
3) and most importantly... W... T.... F... does rigging it so he would win accomplish?

Paul: "HA!!! HAHA Cape!!! FW won!!!"

me: (blank confused look not understanding how that is a prank)

me: "If you tried to take a sht and chew gum you'd fall off the toilet"

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think I'm going to rig the election so FW wins the Masstoberfest Cup..

The more I think about that the better I like the idea.

YEAH!!! Well!!!

I'm going bring a cardboard cut out of a small dog.

HA!

The more I think about that diabolical plan, the more I like it.

 

[Melana]

Come on guys are we going to get the dog involved?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's all fun and games until someone gets Donkey Punched.

 

[nhwrecker]

I'd like to contribute because I'm bored as hell at work right now, but I have no idea WTF most of this conversation is about. I'm still back at the LSU reference....and I can't imagine a bunch of Massholes referring to Looweesyana State.

Maybe they'll have a cross-reference chart at Masstoberfest that can help clue me in.

Nah, maybe it's better to just keep going through life clueless.

 

[paulthenurse]

No. We should leave the dog out of it.



Btw, what dog?

 

[Melana]

I thought the little dog running about belonged to Yeager...

come to think of it... has anyone seen Yeager?

 

[paulthenurse]

He got caught within 500 yards of a grammar school and violated his parole. Back inside for 90 days.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'd like to contribute because I'm bored as hell at work right now, but I have no idea WTF most of this conversation is about. I'm still back at the LSU reference....and I can't imagine a bunch of Massholes referring to Looweesyana State.

Maybe they'll have a cross-reference chart at Masstoberfest that can help clue me in.

Nah, maybe it's better to just keep going through life clueless.

Mort.... Lets just say you owned a boat. And then let's say you named it something galactically stupid... Then let's say you try to be super slick and cool by coming up with a little nickname for said boat...

I'll let you piece the puzzle together from there.

 

[bob1852]

Mort.... Lets just say you owned a boat. And then let's say you named it something galactically stupid... Then let's say you try to be super slick and cool by coming up with a little nickname for said boat...

I'll let you piece the puzzle together from there.

Or, just PKU.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why are you even still here!?!

 

[bob1852]

Why are you even still here!?!

Cuz the TR is boring today.

 

[paulthenurse]

This thread is the internets answer to The Jersey Shore. Cape = Snookie.

 

[Cape Brewing]

This thread is the internets answer to The Jersey Shore. Cape = Snookie.

PTN = 12 Snookies

 

[HawksBrewer]

PTN = 12 Snookies

How many snuggies would it take to cover 12 snookies, aka PTN?

 

[Cape Brewing]

How many snuggies would it take to cover 12 snookies, aka PTN?

All of them

 

[yeager1977]

I thought the little dog running about belonged to Yeager... come to think of it... has anyone seen Yeager?

I'm alive. And just don't want to reply here....

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I'm alive. And just don't want to reply here....

you just did. pku

 

[nhwrecker]

Looks like this wasn't the first time that B.I. had to dump some beer. I think it's just the first time we've heard about it.......

 

[the_bird]

^^ Weird is that wasn't even prohibition; those guys are from the Norton Board of Health.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You guys have been spending too much time with rookie

 

[paulthenurse]

Not to belabor the obvious but any time spent with Rookie is too much time with Rookie.

 

[Melana]

^^ Weird is that wasn't even prohibition; those guys are from the Norton Board of Health.

Weird isn't what it is.... I believe it's fate. Or destiny. Or inevitable.

 

[paulthenurse]

I got the oil changed in my truck this morning and they told me my next 5K checkup would just be a tire rotation and they would next change the oil 5k after that. That seems totally wrong to me but the guy said that its synthetic oil and it lasts 10K.
Is he pissing on my leg and telling me its raining?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Actually pretty shocked they don't want to do it sooner. I'm sure the left front and left back wheel get a lot of punishment along with the driver's seat.

 

[paulthenurse]

Gfy

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[Melana]

What time is the group hug in Boston?

 

[DakotaRules]

I got the oil changed in my truck this morning and they told me my next 5K checkup would just be a tire rotation and they would next change the oil 5k after that. That seems totally wrong to me but the guy said that its synthetic oil and it lasts 10K.
Is he pissing on my leg and telling me its raining?

I change mine every 15K you must have some cheap synthetic.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Anyone want to go to tomorrows Red Sox game? I have two tickets for sale.