If they do make sure they send their toes for fermentation.
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If they do make sure they send their toes for fermentation.
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Its getting pretty crowded under the shed. While twenty less toes won't make a ton of difference, every little bit helps.
Hey, details for Masstoberfest 2013 in my sig.
Hey, details for Masstoberfest 2013 in my sig.
High five AZ!
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Met Cape for lunch the other day. Choked down a couple pints of the Bog Water and listened to him whine about how "We don't even have enough time/capacity to brew an extra couple of kegs for us to bring home for ourselves."
"Is that your way of saying that you're not going to pony up a keg for Masstoberfest?"
"Pretty much. Ya."
What a D-Bag.
"Is that your way of saying that you're not going to pony up a keg for Masstoberfest?"
"Pretty much. Ya."
What a D-Bag.
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I would totally expect something to come out of the mouths of PTN even the flatulent fowl, but not you...
He took time out of His schedule to spend time with you and you treat Him this way? Isn't seeing Cape akin to getting in to see the Pope?
No one told me the fowl was foul.
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Well, they're both old, short, and balding.
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You forgot the bad breath.
Exactly.... I mean... I AM a professional brewer now. You would think Paul would have a little more appreciation.
Two words, "the LSU"
The Pope can't brew an IPA, either.
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Hi Mr. Nail. Say hello to your new friend, the coffin.
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the_bird said:
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Wow. Even the mushroom cloud is laughing!
Cheers!
Cheers!
I'm voting for Bird in this year's Player Hater's Ball.
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I'm making an IPA this afternoon. Do I put the stick of butter in the mash, boil, or conical?
Hey my IPA has a 4.04 rating outta 5 on beeradvocate.... What's yours rated ??
Ohhhh. That's riiiiiight.
Ohhhh. That's riiiiiight.
How does one get a 4.04 rating?
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jared dosent count. he would give fermented toes a 4 out of 5
ehhh... an average of the ratings.
Jared isn't the only one.
Besides... how high did Jared rate all of your IPAs??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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Melana said:
Get you wife, mother and third cousin to copy and paste a part of the email you sent them onto a form.
is the 0.04 important... can't they just round appropriately?
Yes. And no.
Cape - John wanted to get more Bog IPA because he insists that the BOG is better than Heady. (sorry to interject a serious comment)
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43/50 by a pro brewer at a BJCP comp last year...
Or, 4.3 outta 5.
awwwwwwwwww... dats so adorrrrrrable... your widdle beer did sooooooo gooood..
YAY FOR AZ!!!!
C'mon!!! Everyone!!! Clap for Az!!!!
YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
... if it's such a nice beer, why are you afraid to bring some to Masstoberfest?
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Surely someone will bring popcorn, cape can bring the butter.
We have a batch coming ready right after the weekend... a non-butter-bomb version.
We think the last batch was a brite tank issue. It was only the second time using it and we think it didn't get 100% sanitized right when we racked that Stinger to it and it pulled a pedio bug or somethin'. That sucka is soaking in an ocean of star-san right now and we've tasted all of the other fermenters and there's no problem any where else.
^I'm surprised this post didn't bring down the internet.
WhoTF said I was "afraid" to bring some to Masstoberfest?
1) I don't go to Masstoberfest. I can walk into any 7-11 and buy beef jerky. I don't need to travel all the way to Paul's to get a pork version.
2) I'll be working... at the brewery. That's my life on Saturday's now (I'm assuming Masstoberfest is a Sat).
3) We run out of beer constantly by selling out... I couldn't get a keg for my own big pig roast and... you bozos think I'm going to show up with a FREE keg... to Paul's??? BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! That's awesome!!!!!!!
You guys... you guys are too much, I'm tellin' ya.
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John is so farkin' talk that there isn't much oxygen up where he's at. That explains a lot.
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