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Dear drivers in any lane at any speed,
I'm gon f&%$ing kill all y'all
Sincerely, Bironas
I'm gon f&%$ing kill all y'all
Sincerely, Bironas
Dear Guy who has to work on these roads every day,
Ya really think we care?
Sincerely, Mom, Dad, and six kids, plus the other 3 cars in our convoy
Dear cyclists.
You aren't pedestrians.
Sincerely, anonymous observer
Dear Raging Against the Road-Ragers/Bicyclists/Everyone Else on the Road,
Take a deep breath. Just breathe. Realize you'll never change the rest of the idiots on the road, then just let it go. Breeeeathe.
Sincerely,
Folks with Lower Blood Pressure
Dear beavers,beavers said:Realize you'll never flatten the rest of the idiots on the road, then just let it go. Breeeeathe.
Sincerely,
Folks with Lower Blood Pressure
Flattened = changed.
Sincerely, 18 wheeler driver.
Dear Hubby that likes my beer,
Brewing more than once a week is not an option.
Sincerely,
She who makes your beer
Dear Hubby that likes my beer,
Brewing more than once a week is not an option.
Sincerely,
She who makes your beer
Dear elkshadow, get the flying bless out of my way or get in the slow lane.Dear people that drive between 3 and 7pm in the Denver metro area,
Chill. The. Eff. Out. I'm not sure how being in your home at 5:29 instead of 5:33 is worth driving like a maniac and risking your (and my) life for. Also, riding my ass when I'm going 5 over the limit will get you nowhere except slowed down to the speed limit. 5 miles per hour means if you traveled at a constant speed for an hour you would be 5 miles further. Not hard to do the math and realize that driving like a maniac for 10 or 15 minutes to get home nets a gain of, oh, let's say somewhere around NOTHING!!!!!
Sincerely,
I like living and I'm just trying to go to the supermarket without getting killed
P.S. For the love of god, put the phone down. It can wait.
Dear gameface. Let's tag team this fast lane sitter. We'll teach him to drive slow.Dear fellow driver,
Keep to the right except to pass.
That should clear up the tailgating issue.
Sincerely,
Guy who doesn't set limits on everyone else based on how many miles over the speed limit I say it's okay to drive.
Dear Hubby that likes my beer,
Brewing more than once a week is not an option.
Sincerely,
She who makes your beer
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Dear Melana, build a bigger system.
Sincerely,
The guy that just built a 3 gallon system because even 5 gallons was too much.
Dear Melana,
Will you marry me?
Sincerely,
Peruvian
Dear Peruvian,
In regards to your proposal to marry this she-brewer, we have a problem. I have the same proposal. Naturally the only way to come to terms on this matter is by a formal challenge to a duel.
Sincerely, Zepth
*Legal notices in those countries where dueling is illegal, this is to be considered a challenge between martial arts enthusiasts as permitted by law. Also intended to be funny. Get a sense of humour.
Dear complete idiots who insist on tail gaiting during rush hour because you think people are driving slow,
You're a complete idiot and you make things worse for everyone, including yourself. The rules of freeway driving on the open road don't apply to rush hour. The only thing you gain by tailgating me or trying to pass me is you piss everyone else off and slow everyone down. You get NOTHING by being one spot ahead of me. "No one, NO ONE, is impressed by you're terrible driving skills.
Also, learn what the rules of stop signs are. You're probably the same idiots who can't figure that one out.
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Dear guy that built a 3 gallon system,
I'm brewing ten gallons a week,
Sincerely,
Wife that wants 'favors' in exchange for beer
Dear Tailgater,
I am driving the MAXIMUM posted speed limit but am not required too. If you tailgate me I will drive slower and NOT get out of your way until you back off.
Sincerely
I allow myself plenty of time to get to work.
Dear Tailgater,
I am driving the MAXIMUM posted speed limit but am not required too. If you tailgate me I will drive slower and NOT get out of your way until you back off.
Sincerely
I allow myself plenty of time to get to work.
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