Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis.
Mole: Did you bring ze rope?
Stan: Check.
Mole: And ze mirror?
Stan: Check.
Mole: And ze buttfor?
Kyle: What's a buttfor?
Mole: For pooping, silly.
Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in ze heart with a clotheshanger while I was still in ze womb?
Why? Because God hates me, that's why. He has made my life miserable, so I call him a cock-sucking *******, and I get grounded.
Hey! You need to stop thinking with your dick! You need to be on your toes! Because I am not going to be grounded again! Not for you! Not for anybody!
What do you think this is, kid!? TV kiddy hour where we all sit around and lick Barney the dinosaur's ****ing *****?! Huh?! This is real life with consequences you take to ze grave!
(Dying) "Where is your God when you need him? Huh? Where is your beautiful, merciful ****** now? *cough* Here I come, God. Here I come, you ****ing rat... *cough*
To know death, Otto, you have to **** life... in the gall bladder!
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