ChshreCat
Well-Known Member
You can't ask for advice about the woman you're trying to hose FROM the woman you're trying to hose!
3000 quid says the hair gets F*cked
Proper F*cked?
Shut up and sit down, you big, bald ****. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
We've got sandy beaches...
So? Who the **** wants to see 'em?
Eighty-six carats.
Where?
London.
London?
London.
London?
Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ****ing Poppins... LONDON.
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