I knew you'd get stuck on that one!I'll bite - what about the glue?
Brew on
(This is my son's favorite joke.)
I knew you'd get stuck on that one!I'll bite - what about the glue?
Brew on
I knew I'd regret asking (but somebody had to give you a chance to finish the joke.)I knew you'd get stuck on that one!
(This is my son's favorite joke.)
I was willing to wait months, nay, years on that one. Thanks for bailing me out early!I knew I'd regret asking (but somebody had to give you a chance to finish the joke.)
Brew on
Heard this one before, but there were 10 kinds.There are 11 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
Yeah, I'm in that second category.Heard this one before, but there were 10 kinds.
11 is binary for three.There are 11 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
But I can still count to 1010 with my shoes on.Yeah, I'm in that second category.
I live in Alabama. I have to take off my shoes to count to 11.
Ya - 11 is actually for Romans (as II)11 is binary for three.
I still laughed.
Haha, I actually hadn't heard that one before. Local papers run those Sven and Ole jokes all the time.This rolled through my FB feed, thought it was cute. And probably made up, but still...
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His name was Ole,
He was from da Minnesota... And he needed a loan.
So... He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an
International redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow
$5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of
security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank.
The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out.
The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Swede from Minnesota for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.
Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07.
The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found
that you are a Distinguished Alumni from The University of Minnesota, a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate
and financial interests all over the world.
Your investments include a large number of oil wells around Williston, ND.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I
return?"
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Cheers!
And drop your pants.Yeah, I'm in that second category.
I live in Alabama. I have to take off my shoes to count to 11.
That would get me to ten and a half.And drop your pants.
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