Stealthcruiser
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The Wife wanted a new watch, and I told her she didn't need one, 'cause there's a clock on back of the stove..............
Nawww...just stupid and horny..no excuses...just love women. The worst one I ever had was twice as much fun as you guys!!
For me, the worst was bipolar.
Freak on the streets AND in the sheets, so it was lose/win.
I've got a similar thing but it's the exact opposite.
I have no idea what's going on until the wife tells me... and then I'm all,
"Oh... yes... of course I remember that.
Also, is my laundry done?"
I have something similar with this.
My wife always has her phone on silent so she never answers it. I secretly changed her voicemail to say to call my number in the event that its important and my wife doesn't answer. But I always ask her, "why do I even pay for your phone" to which I get the response "why do I even put out for you". So naturally I drop it every time.
Proper response to her (for this thread): "You don't."
Of course, that may become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Use at your own risk.
It's bound to happen eventually. May as well have a few laughs before it does.
when my wife was pregnant, i jokingly referred to her due date as "calving season."
that's how the fight started....
When my wife was pregnant, I jokingly referred to her due date as "calving season."
That's how the fight started....
When my wife was pregnant, I jokingly referred to her due date as "calving season."
That's how the fight started....
I was sleeping with the mom, but one day she asked me if I wanted to sleep with her AND her daughter....
I didn't know what to say, the mom was smoking already, boob job (reconstruction only), fun to be with, beautiful, and I never met the daughter. So I declined. This was as close to the daughter-mother fantasy I ever got.
wait, what thread is this?
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I recently watched my FIL masterfully Dad joke with my 4 yo niece, which got eyerolls from SWMBO and SIL.
Kid: I'm hungry!
FIL: Hi, hungry! I'm Grandpa!
Kid: No, I'm hungry!
FIL: Hi, hungry! I'm still Grandpa!
Kid: No! My name's not hungry!
FIL: Hi, not hungry! I'm still Grandpa!
When my wife was pregnant, I jokingly referred to her due date as "calving season."
That's how the fight started....
I'm thinking the fact that you don't have an swmbo might be linked to a story that tops all of ours haha
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Just troll your mom and report back with the reactions.
While treadmill shopping with my wife, she commented about one model "it seems like it's too narrow". Without thinking first, I replied "Honey, the more time you spend on it, the less that will be an issue". One more repeat of the lesson NOT learned "think twice before saying nothing"
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If being a loser is a topper of a story, then so be it.
Dude. That's pretty ****ed up right there.
To preface, we have 2 boys (2.5 and 9 mo). Needless to say, private time has not been as frequent as before.
Last night, she says she got a news update (read spam mail from a news outlet) about a new female libido enhancement pill being approved by FDA. I quickly responded "they taking orders yet?." The look I got could've castrated a spartan army.
Who else had said something you thought was funny but caused you to sleep with one eye open?
Why has no one addressed the fact that this guy got his wife pregnant again so fast?! is that even possible to birth another baby 6.5 months after the first?
Me thinks you are confusing the units as much as Hophunter is. If I learned anything in college it is that you must keep track of the units associated with the numbers you use. A basic sanity check on the numbers 2.5 and 9 will result in the conclusion that the units associated with each cannot be months. For Hophunters comment to be applicable to the world in which the rest of live the units that must be appended to the scalar 2.5 must be years not months.
Hope this helps.
Sometimes I only open my mouth to change feet.
Me thinks you are confusing the units as much as Hophunter is. If I learned anything in college it is that you must keep track of the units associated with the numbers you use. A basic sanity check on the numbers 2.5 and 9 will result in the conclusion that the units associated with each cannot be months. For Hophunters comment to be applicable to the world in which the rest of live the units that must be appended to the scalar 2.5 must be years not months.
Hope this helps.
Me and Hubby walking around a flee market (we weren't' married yet) and this guy is selling mini canons and ball and chains. He goes "Need a ball and chain?" and hubby went "Nope, already have one."
He got left alone for a while.
Yeah, but in his defense, you really couldn't have expected him not to swing at that one.
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