Scout
Well-Known Member
I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you.
More f---ed up than a soup sandwich.
More f---ed up than a soup sandwich.
No, but you can roll it in glitter.Can't polish a turd
My 11 year old says "Hey, I smell popcorn" after farting. She wants you to take a deep breath and really get the smell in... I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
My 11 year old says "Hey, I smell popcorn" after farting. She wants you to take a deep breath and really get the smell in... I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
"I feel like I've been rode hard & put up wet."
From the wife:
Opinions are like penises, its fine if you have one, but when you take it out and start waving it around, then we have a problem.
A friend of mine always loved Stevie Nicks and every time he would hear her voice on the radio he would say, "I'd crawl through 3 miles of glass, to a payphone, just to hear her piss in a Budweiser can!"
Or "I'd eat the corn out of her ****"
She's so fine I'd suck the ... that made her
Eff... was that out loud?
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