Hamaki
Well-Known Member
My grandfather every time he saw a new baby, "Huh, kinda looks like Sam Taylor". Sam was the town drunk.
"I'd like to check her for ticks"
"honey, i promise, i won't be home late. I'm only gonna have one or six beers."
Some I learned in Tennessee:
- He's so lost he couldn't find his a$$hole with a map, a compass, and two Indian guides!
- I hate that guy, I wouldn't pi$$ up his a$$ if his guts was on fahr!
- Man that's sexier than socks on a rooster!
- She's so ugly , she looks like she done fell out outta the ugly tree an hit near every branch on the way down.
- You don't have the common sense God gave a cabbage.
Chin music is a high and tight fastball thrown to a batter who is crowding the plate.
You despise me don't you?
If I gave you any thought I probably would.
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