"Pants on the ground" alternative take

[herbler]

"Hops on the doorstep, hops on the doorstep...
eyes all wide, sniffing on tha package..
lookin' all excited with tha hops on the doorstep!

Hops on the doorstep, hops on the doorstep...
vacuum sealer all fired up...
lookin' all excited with the hops on the doorstep!"

They arrive tomorrow... should I tape it and send the video in?

OK, I should stop thinking/drinking now...

 

[llazy_llama]

Less drinking, more thinking.

Actually, disregard that. Get the video camera out!