Opposite of a Hop Head?

[SavageSteve]

What's the opposite of a hop head?

I used to be all about the hops, and mind you I still am, but over the past few years I've been really digging malty beers. Oktoberfests and Belgian Blondes, to name a few.

A malt head?

That just doesn't sound right. Help me, HBT. You're my only hope!

-Steve

 

[enderwig]

MrMalty...... duh!

 

[neuron555]

Yeah, we need a term for that. I'm fine with hops, but I love those funky Belgian yeasts and the spicy Hefes.

Yeasterners? (sorry, hard to be creative after a white Bordeaux before dinner and an APA with the swordfish - life is good)

 

[EdWort]

Malty Spice Head?

 

[jblaven]

A Pot Head :fro::rockin:

 

[eschatz]

Meathead?

 

[Yooper]

MaltBaby

Maltmaniac

Maltfanatic

Maltaddict

maltfreak

malthound

You're right. None of them flow. Sorry. There aren't any terms for you guys!

 

[SavageSteve]

maltfreak

You're right. None of them flow. Sorry. There aren't any terms for you guys!

I don't know... I kinda like maltfreak.

-Steve

 

[Zen_Brew]

How about
Malt Meister

Maybe Malt Meister G for the hip hop crews.

 

[enderwig]

How about
Malt Meister

1 vote for that!! ^^^^

 

[DrinksWellWithOthers]

Malt junkie?

 

[adrock]

Malt mouth?

 

[SavageSteve]

Barley bastard?

Nearing the bottom of my glass of Leffe.

-Steve

 

[Donner]

malt monster.

 

[Loweface]

Malt Monkey

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Malt Monkey

+ 1 on Malt Monkey.

 

[Trubadour]

Maltomen (malt-o-man)


For the spicy hef lovers -- Dancing Banana

 

[the bunnay]

Malt Monkey

It should Totally be Malt Monkey. oo oo oo!

 

[masonsjax]

Malt-in-stein

 

[nealf]

Malt Face!

 

[wildwest450]

Malt weenie?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Plus another one for Malt Monkey. I doubt that can be beaten.

 

[wildwest450]

Plus another one for Malt Monkey. I doubt that can be beaten.

Ha! you said beat your malt monkey.

 

[Loweface]

Ha! you said beat your malt monkey.

Actually he said you can't beat my malt monkey

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Actually he said you can't beat my malt monkey

Darn! If I can't beat your monkey, I'll go spank the bishop instead. I hear he's been a naughty boy.

 

[david_42]

Considering hophead applies to one style of beer out of over a hundred, I'd say the opposite of a hophead is a beer lover.

 

[arturo7]

Considering hophead applies to one style of beer out of over a hundred, I'd say the opposite of a hophead is a beer lover.

Play along or we'll drown your dog in it's tub!


I liked malt hound but malt monkey is OK too.

 

[Tripod]

a malternative? maybe a maltoholic?

 

[the bunnay]

monkey Monkey MONKEY!

 

[jmendez29]

Darn! If I can't beat your monkey, I'll go spank the bishop instead. I hear he's been a naughty boy.

Remember - A happy monkey is a well disciplined monkey.








Spank it frequently.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

A true Malt Monkey:
http://cities.expressindia.com/fullstory.php?newsid=190540
Regards, GF.

 

[david_42]

Malt Monkey

 

[the bunnay]

He is a regal sort:

it suitably compliments, I think: