Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

It's just a fact that no one wants to see the same team win over and over unless its your team. Even worse when it's the least deserving fan base in all of sports.

 

[bluemoose]

Even worse when it's the least deserving fan base in all of sports.

That's why we can all be thankful it is the Pats and not the Seahawks.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It is a pattern. I wouldn't be surprised at the next owners meetings that the other teams don't enter a petition that they're allowed as many plays in order to get a first down. Also, if they can't enter the end zone that the Patriots aren't allowed to touch them if they go for it on 4th.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That's why we can all be thankful it is the Pats and not the Seahawks.

This proves my point. Seattle has one stretch of moderate success and the insecure Pats fan can't handle it. To a point where they hate the Seahawks. It's really incredible...

I do agree the millennial bandwagoners in Seattle are garbage, but nothing like the Pats. Old, young, black or white....all the same person. Insecure, disrespectful and arrogant. Arrogant as if the accomplishment is their own. lol

Obviously I'm talking about how it relates to sports...not as people in general.

 

[day_trippr]

This proves my point. Seattle has one stretch of moderate success and the insecure Pats fan can't handle it. To a point where they hate the Seahawks. It's really incredible...[...]

That's not why we hate the Seahawks...

 

[HoppyDaze]

It really is...

 

[paulthenurse]

Obviously I'm talking about how it relates to sports...not as people in general.

Tap dance much?

 

[bluemoose]

It's not that I hate Seattle, but you are one of the few that continues to come back for punishment. Dataz caught some **** back in the day, and the Ravens weren't very good either.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Tap dance much?

Because I totally know you as a person, right? All I know is that you burn pizza, pimp your daughter and work as a nurse.

 

[Cape Brewing]

People from Seattle are the worst

 

[HoppyDaze]

I agree

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Someone's awfully crotchety today. Don't worry Hoppy. Tax season is almost over. Just keep chanting...

 

[HoppyDaze]

four and half weeks is not 'almost over'. fml

 

[day_trippr]

You got three extra days this year, yes? Stop whining...

 

[HoppyDaze]

That's one way to look at it. The other way is that I have to work three more days than I usually would have to under stress and lack of sleep. Emancipation Day; so stupid. We need to undo that BS.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Must be a b*tch sitting in that H&R Block kiosk at the mall for an extra three days. At least the Verizon chick in the next stand is hot.

 

[paulthenurse]

And there's the Orange Julius.

 

[stratslinger]

Hoppy, maybe on your next break you can hop over to Brookstone and get some time in on the massaging chair.

 

[HoppyDaze]

you guys know a lot about malls

 

[paulthenurse]

There is much poon to be slain there.

 

[fosaisu]

There is much poon to be slain there.

You don't sound creepy at all

 

[bluemoose]

You don't sound creepy at all

Read the first 39k posts, then call Paul creepy. (He totally is though)

 

[WesleyD123]

Football is retarded. Boring to watch. You get maybe 2 plays every 5-10 minutes then a bunch of huddles, replays, check this check that. And the majority of the time they're just running for 2 seconds in a big clump and the play is over and you're left thinking WTF? The only thing good to ever come from football are the Superbowl Commercials.

Thanks for setting up this thread to Trash Talk Football

I like this guy, I feel like him and I could split a six pack and and talk very negatively about a lot of things. lol

 

[bluemoose]

A post from oh-f'ing nine? Are you kidding me. You are so f'ing hoppy!

 

[WesleyD123]

A post from oh-f'ing nine? Are you kidding me. You are so f'ing hoppy!

Yeah I just realized that, sorry for partying. Sampling a couple of freshly bottled brews and might be a little intoxicated.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Sunday drunk day!

Being called Hoppy is a compliment btw. It means superior, dominant, elite...etc.

 

[fosaisu]

Read the first 39k posts, then call Paul creepy. (He totally is though)

I figured he was too busy slaying poon at Cinnabon to post here much.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Good news everyone. Let's hope it's true. Reportedly GOAT's SB jersey has been found and is being returned to its rightful owner.

 

[bluemoose]

As well as the Jersey from SB 49. It must be hard to keep track when you've won so many.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

vgnvnvb

 

[fosaisu]

Good news everyone. Let's hope it's true. Reportedly GOAT's SB jersey has been found and is being returned to its rightful owner.

I'll bet OJ was involved.

 

[bluemoose]

Roger's step brother Carlos is what the media is reporting. He was quoted as saying, "The Patriots don't deserve nice things, plus they were mean to lil Rog."

 

[GenIke]

Racism reported.

 

[GenIke]

So the dude just ran off with Brady's jersey tucked under his arm?! You'd think the pats would have people watching that sort of thing.

 

[Bmoney1215]

They were to busy spying on the other team to realize what was happening.

 

[paulthenurse]

Read the first 39k posts, then call Paul creepy. (He totally is though)

Thanks. I think.

 

[paulthenurse]

I figured he was too busy slaying poon at Cinnabon to post here much.

Don't knock it till you've tried it's sweet and sticky goodness.

 

[Paps]

So those rumors about you sticking your dork in a donut are true?

 

[day_trippr]

Your mom's name is Donut?

 

[paulthenurse]

His mom wasn't all the sweet and sticky.