Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

they actually think they are part of the team

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Kraft said we're all Patriots.

 

[HoppyDaze]

see?

 

[day_trippr]

lol!
That's right. And it beats the hell out of that lame 12th Man thing

 

[fosaisu]

Kraft said we're all Patriots.

Did you get that in writing? You know what they say about oral contracts.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Got it on tape.

 

[bob1852]

Got it on tape.

Cheater

 

[fosaisu]

Did you get that in writing? You know what they say about oral contracts.

Got it on tape.

Cheater

Ok, he proved it up, this one's a Patriot.

 

[wobrien]

Got it on tape.

Teed it up...

Cheater

...hit it out of the park.

Hahaha

 

[WI_Wino]

Tape? Bunch of old farts in here.

 

[theblackwolf]

everyone here in Georgia is in mourning.... HAHAHAHAHAHAH EAT IT, EAAAAT IT... that is all.

 

[paulthenurse]

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[wobrien]

Gisele doesn't let him drink beer

 

[stratslinger]

Or the more accurate version:
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[nhwrecker]

Was the kiss of death Arthur Blank and his wife coming down to the sideline? They would cut to them every so often, and they got sadder looking and sadder looking. By the end they looked like Tom Brady kicked their dog.

Rookies.

Just had a great 20 minutes re-reading this thread starting from the day before the Superbowl. Epic read, particularly as the second half started.

But, did we have to go to dog jokes about Atlanta? Well, at least the Blanks didn't look like Brady drowned their dog...........

 

[bluemoose]

At least someone picked up on it! Remember, most of the people in this thread do not have the excellent New England educations we do.

 

[HoppyDaze]

so you actually graduated from one of the Boston colleges? Which one?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Sounds like you're struggling with the concept. A diploma doesn't make you successful. Coming from New England does.

 

[fosaisu]

Gisele doesn't let him drink beer

"Hold my kombucha" seems more apt.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Sounds like you're struggling with the concept. A diploma doesn't make you successful. Coming from New England does.

I think you truly believe that

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

If you leave Connecticut out of the equation. Yes.

 

[Homercidal]

At least someone picked up on it! Remember, most of the people in this thread do not have the excellent New England educations we do.

Actually, I think most of the people left in this thread probably DO have New England educations...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

****. Did you see all that hardware up on the podium for the rally? Lucky the whole thing doesn't collapse.

 

[HoppyDaze]

What an inspiring chant by Willy Belichick

 

[day_trippr]

What an inspiring chant by Willy Belichick

Yeah, well, if I'm a prospective player interested in the Patriots I'd be officially on notice that they're gonna beat me like a rented mule every day to make me better.

There is no doubt the conditioning drills - that they were running all season right up to a few days before the Super Bowl - put them in the shape to outlast Atlanta - who were visibly dragging anchor in Q4 and especially OT.

That's what winning teams do...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh hey guys.

What's goin' on?

 

[paulthenurse]

Haters convention.

 

[bluemoose]

so you actually graduated from one of the Boston colleges? Which one?

They should teach geography out west. New England has 6 states and tons of wicked pissah colleges. We have bricks and ivy and everything!
Boston is just a single city in New England. True fact, look it up.

 

[day_trippr]

NFLN has the condensed game replay running right now.
Pats just tied it up, OT coming.

Patriots ran 90-something offensive snaps overall. No wonder ATL's D was out of gas...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Ive studied in many hallowed halls and graduated from a college in Boston. So I got that going for me.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It just hit me. JimmyG has as many Superbowl rings as Russell Wilson and Aaron Rodgers combined. Account for that!

 

[bob1852]

If you wanna throw around relevant facts, Eli is 2-0 against Brady in Super Bowls.

 

[paulthenurse]

People who graduate from colleges and universities in New England ah wickid smaht.

And you're not.

 

[paulthenurse]

So you're saying Russell Wilson is half the quarterback that Eli is?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

If you wanna throw around relevant facts, Eli is 2-0 against Brady in Super Bowls.

If Brady won those games he would be 7-0 in the Super bowl. That would just be plain obnoxious.

 

[day_trippr]

So you're saying Russell Wilson is half the quarterback that Eli is?

Seems legit.

 

[paulthenurse]

Tom is a humble guy. He gave those games up to give hope the all the children, soccer moms and polar bear hugging losers out there

 

[user 574]

If Brady won those games he would be 7-0 in the Super bowl. That would just be plain obnoxious.

???
If Jim Kelly won those games he'd be 4-0 in Super Bowls.

Anyway, Gisele says hang em up. And for gods sake, eat a fuggin in-n-out double double animal style for gods sake. Your diet is annoying as f

 

[paulthenurse]

You would eat tofu three meals a day, 365 days a year for the mere chance of sniffing deep in the bathroom moments after Mrs TB12 departed.

 

[day_trippr]

Patricia was wearing this shirt at the rally.
He isn't quite over it

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