Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Pretty sure I did that. Not really sure what you're talking about.

But I'll play along too!

Whatever Hoppy, not-uh!! there is no way the Seahawks are going to trade for Brady and Gronk next year and put them on special teams!!

(There... Am I playing right? I tried to just make up random stupid shti too but I don't know if I'm doing it as well as you guys)

That was actually you who started it ...remember? You made up a narrative so you could post rad stats, again. Do you remember that, Cape?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... I don't. Missed that.

I can't believe the Seahawks signed Steve Largent to come back and try to play next year. What idiots. That guy is like 65 years old.

 

[HoppyDaze]

It's OK. I totally remember and I'm who matters.

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[WI_Wino]

No... I don't. Missed that.

I can't believe the Seahawks signed Steve Largent to come back and try to play next year. What idiots. That guy is like 65 years old.

61 actually

Almost old enough to be a Pats RB.

 

[motobrewer]

gostkowski released from patriots.

next man up!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow... Aaron Rodger... Dead from AIDS.

I did NOT see that coming. He looked reasonably healthy last weekend. Didn't look like a good QB but I didn't think he looked like he was about to die.

Sad news.

 

[motobrewer]

lol.

well played, Cape. well played.

 

[bob1852]

Wait, so that chic from FSU got ~250k and her lawyers got ~700k?

Sounds like someone got raped. Again.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Lawyers are the scum of the earth.

 

[bluemoose]

Lawyers are the scum of the earth.

As your attorney, I would suggest you retract that statement.

 

[Wayne1]

Boston Beer Company bets Denver Beer Company

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

As your attorney, I would suggest you retract that statement.

Resubmitted as more probable than not scumbags.

 

[Kampenken]

Congrats on the moral victories, boys. Just think, had your coach not completely effed up that Dolphins game you'da had home field and probably won. Best coach ever? I don't think you can cost your team a Super Bowl appearance AND be the best coach ever. Kind of like you can't be the "GOAT" AND be incapable of throwing the deep ball. Super neat AFC champ game appearance though; hella rad.

Perfect summary. Love the Dolphins stopped the Pats (presumed) march to repeat (even if last year's win was a gift, like the 1st trip- tuck rule my ass!).

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

I see Brady had your O/L coach, DeGuglielmo, fired today

 

[Fedora]

Fuq me, did I really just accidentally click into this thread?

 

[1977Brewer]

Fuq me, did I really just accidentally click into this thread?

I do it all the time. Then I read it. Sometimes I phuck with the patriots fans.

Okay not sometimes. Always.

 

[Fedora]

Nope. See ya round, sportsballers.

 

[day_trippr]

I see Brady had your O/L coach, DeGuglielmo, fired today

Did not see that coming. At all.

Yikes...

 

[Darwin18]

Classless move by a classless organization.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So, so evil they are.

 

[Darwin18]

Glad to see you're finally coming around. Plenty of room here on the Panthers bandwagon for ya.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah... I'll stick with what works. I'll go with the evil team that fired one assistant coach over the last... who knows... decade.

The Pats don't fire assistant coaches... they leave because other teams keep making them Head Coaches or GMs

 

[Darwin18]

That works out great for those teams, right? What's the success rate of the Belicheck coaching / GM tree? 0%??

 

[Cape Brewing]

Probably..,

Like I give any fckus about that?

Solid effort though.

 

[Darwin18]

Calm yourself. At least there's the draft to look ahead to right?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ehhh. Pretty calm...,

Not as much to look forward to as you do... with that nice high draft pick and all.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Luckily for you the Jets hit the ball out of the park every draft so this should really be a big boost for them.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Since there isn't any more football worth watching until next season, the next big topic of conversation is going to turn to how butt hurt a lot of people are going to be when the Pats get their pick and million bucks back from Goodell.

Rumors keep flying around that, before the SB, they are going to release the results of the PSI testing the league has been doing all year.

Unless they are re-writing the laws of physics, there is only one way that's all gonna go.

 

[HoppyDaze]

you need some ointment for your butt

 

[Darwin18]

No way that draft pick or that money is going back to the Pats. Kraft lost that the moment he rolled over to the NFL. If he had fought it and appealed it then maybe, but accepting the fine and penalty is akin to admittance of guilt. It's not like the Pats wouldn't blow that pick on some no-name player from Rutgers anyway.

 

[WI_Wino]

Still waiting for my $1...

 

[Cape Brewing]

No way that draft pick or that money is going back to the Pats. Kraft lost that the moment he rolled over to the NFL. If he had fought it and appealed it then maybe, but accepting the fine and penalty is akin to admittance of guilt. It's not like the Pats wouldn't blow that pick on some no-name player from Rutgers anyway.

... like Geno Smith?

Seriously... why do you even try?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

This would never happen on the Patriots:

Spice

Belichick is so good he has his players living across the street from the police station so they can walk to the station and not injure anyone.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Typical Seahawks...

 

[finsfan]

Does Brady even have muscles in his legs? Hahaha. Look at those twigs!
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[Cape Brewing]

LOL!

Keep trying

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i dont think they will ever understand.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Typical Seahawks...

 

[finsfan]

LOL!

Keep trying

I'm not saying he isn't one of greatest ever, and I never have. I understand what type of player he is. But damn! Hit the gym, bro! Put some meat on those chicken legs! Miller's arms are bigger than those things.