Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

I hate the off season. I can't wait till we all get to talk about how dominant the Patriots are going to be this year, and how bad all the other teams are going to suck.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Soon enough.... soon enough

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Dolphins will win the AFC East

 

[paulthenurse]

Dolphins will win the AFC East

Right after Roger Goodell suspends himself for four games for recklessly and needlessly besmirching the reputation of the best quarterback of all time.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dolphins will win the AFC East

Think so?

Let's talk some dollars and make a little side bet.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Bills defense will be insane and will split the games with the cheaters. Dolphins D just got insanely good too. Cheaters will be starting out 2 games in the hole and will not recover. Dolphins go 11-5, Bills and the cheaters go 10-6, Bills get in the playoffs due to tie breaker and the cheaters go home.

 

[day_trippr]

What color is the sky in your world?

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bills defense will be insane and will split the games with the cheaters. Dolphins D just got insanely good too. Cheaters will be starting out 2 games in the hole and will not recover. Dolphins go 11-5, Bills and the cheaters go 10-6, Bills get in the playoffs due to tie breaker and the cheaters go home.

Ok... So how much are we betting?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Reputation?

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Hannah's horse, is one lucky horse

 

[bluemoose]

Huh, looks like packerfan in doing the slow back walk.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

can't find any reason why I would be doing a slow back walk....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Perfect... so what are we betting?

 

[GenIke]

I vote: face tattoos.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

you really are dense,,,,,,,,,,I'll say this one last time....can't find any reason why I would be doing a slow back walk

 

[h22lude]

What I think he means is, you aren't putting your money where your mouth is. You made a statement but won't back it up with a bet.

Which QBs for the Bills or the Dolphins do you think will bring them to win that many games?

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

sorry, some of us don't back it up with a bet....maybe the cheaters will find another way to cheat and end up in 2nd place in the AFC East

 

[Darwin18]

Weak...Jets will have the best defense in the division and the worst offense as well. Pats will suck balls and Pats fans have replaced Cowboy fans as the most hated.

 

[bluemoose]

Embracing the hate over here.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

facts are facts, why do you always bring up the "hate" card?

 

[h22lude]

Weak...Jets will have the best defense in the division and the worst offense as well. Pats will suck balls and Pats fans have replaced Cowboy fans as the most hated.

You mean like Cowboys fans in the early 90s when they won 3 SBs? Exactly. People hate the winning team.

Pats will go to win the East like they always do and get another SB ring. You think a few new defensive players will stop Brady, Gronk and Edelman? I don't! They may have gotten a few good defensive players but their offenses are god awful. Maybe even worse than last year.

 

[Cape Brewing]

sorry, some of us don't back it up with a bet....

.... just as I thought

 

[bluemoose]

No stones for cheesehead in San Diego? Or maybe he plays poker for the swell time.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

* x 4

 

[bluemoose]

Clever!

 

[HoppyDaze]

doesn't make it less true

 

[stratslinger]

Nope, that'd be reality making that less true. Next.

 

[Eman24dx]

Weak...Jets will have the best defense in the division and the worst offense as well. Pats will suck balls and Pats fans have replaced Cowboy fans as the most hated.

Really....? Jets best defense? My Bills had 54 sacks and 19 ints. Scary thing is all we did was add talent on both sides of the ball. Just dont have a stud QB but neither does 70% of the league....

 

[Darwin18]

Jets have the best secondary, two Pro Bowl-Caliber d-lineman, and stole arguably the best defensive prospect in the draft. Losing Rexy was sad and all, but addition through subtraction which y'all will learn soon enough. That being said, I'm rooting for you Buffalo. Hell, I'll root for Miami too. Anyone but the ****ing Pats.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nope, that'd be reality making that less true. Next.

So, in your reality they never cheated? Very telling...

 

[stratslinger]

So, in your reality they never cheated? Very telling...

I know this year is a forgone conclusion for just about everyone outside of New England who doesn't understand science... Won't even get into that stupidity any more.

But seriously - give me a legit reason to * the first three and I'll owe you a beer. Make it ten beers.

 

[Eman24dx]

Why couldn't Pistol Pete just give the F****** ball to beast so no one would care about Tom Brady or the Pats again....?

Cheaters never win? Yea right.

 

[motobrewer]

oh man. i love this guy.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That would have left like 20 seconds on the clock. Enough time for TB to throw at least 3 TD's.

 

[bluemoose]

that would have left like 20 seconds on the clock. Enough time for tb to throw at least 3 td's.

4

 

[finsfan]

4*

 

[bluemoose]

Clever! Gfy (smiley face)

 

[user 574]

4

4 game suspension? That seems appropriate.

 

[Darwin18]

Interestingly enough 4 is also the number of fingers Jason Pierre Paul has left on his hand.

 

[paulthenurse]

Interestingly enough 4 is also the number of fingers Jason Pierre Paul has left on his hand.

Darwin wins. Funniest post in a while.