Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Rotor_Head]

Super Bowl Champions in 2017.

 

[wobrien]

Glad to hear the NE Patriots beat the Seattle Water Chickens, I can't stand Seattle, and I wouldn't have cared if it was the NO Saints or the TN Titans, as long as Seattle lost!

Two teams from the same conference can play in the Super Bowl now?

Super Bowl Champions in 2017.

That's just obnoxiously stupid

 

[the_bird]

Super Bowl Champions in 2017.

^^ Why the hell would New England change their logo to THAT?

Doesn't make any sense...

 

[Accidic]

So what your saying Bird is the Pats aren't winning in 2016? Cause that's the only way Old man Brady stays. Will be hard to drag around that geriatric bag as it is at this rate.

 

[McBrewskie]

Super Bowl Champions in 2017.

And with the number 1 pick in the 2016 draft ....

 

[the_bird]

So what your saying Bird is the Pats aren't winning in 2016? Cause that's the only way Old man Brady stays. Will be hard to drag around that geriatric bag as it is at this rate.

That doesn't make one iota of sense. You think if Brady gets five rings, he's not going to still be dying for #6?

And if Brady's so geriatric... how come he's playing pretty much as well as he ever has? He's even moving in the pocket better than he was a year or two ago. Sorry to say this, because it pretty much ****s over 31 other teams in the league, but Brady ain't going nowhere!

And besides... Jimmy G, baby!

 

[HoppyDaze]

That doesn't make one iota of sense. You think if Brady gets five rings, he's not going to still be cheating for #6?

...

 

[the_bird]

Shut up, Red.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Anyone interested in a game day AFC Championship football I'm looking to sell? Stole it from Jimmy the Wheelchair Kid on the field right after kickoff.

 

[paulthenurse]

What is the PSI in that ball?

 

[GenIke]

Trent Dilfer with hairplugs! HAHAHAHa omg my side hurts!

 

[bluemoose]

Surprise, surprise, another bitter Dolphins fan.

Oh, just want to let you know, I checked this morning, and the Patriots are still the World Champions.

 

[day_trippr]

Nah, that's a bitter Green Bay fan.

It's hard to keep all the bitter fans straight around here...

Cheers!

 

[finsfan]

Nah, that's a bitter Green Bay fan.

It's hard to keep all the bitter fans straight around here...

Cheers!

:smack:

 

[day_trippr]

Ahahahahaha! FAIL!

Mister T tried out for the Packers in the late 70's...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

You don't have to agree 100% but if you can't appreciate it, you hate football and should be prison raped for being so stupid.

http://youtu.be/QJJuuBONPOk

Enjoy

 

[HoppyDaze]

like I'm going to watch that

 

[Cape Brewing]

like I'm going to watch that

I don't blame you... you'll probably be overcome by awesome after rooting for a one-hit-wonder like you do.

 

[stratslinger]

Thanks Cape, now I'm sitting here at my desk, bawling my eyes out. That was beautiful, man.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Strat... remember that time Wilson threw that pick on the one yard line in the Super Bowl?? That was awesome.

 

[stratslinger]

Gives me chills just thinking about it.

Speaking of chills, I watched The Brady 6 on NFL network last night. I kept thinking, "man, they need to correct this now - he's not a 3-time Superbowl Champion, 2-time Superbowl MVP anymore - that's SO last month..."

 

[Cape Brewing]

Gives me chills just thinking about it.

Speaking of chills, I watched The Brady 6 on NFL network last night. I kept thinking, "man, they need to correct this now - he's not a 3-time Superbowl Champion, 2-time Superbowl MVP anymore - that's SO last month..."

I hear ya... They need to change it to something like, "Gio Carmazzi, who is now a goat farmer, was ironically picked before the g.o.a.t."

 

[day_trippr]

Awesome video :rockin:

And the perfect mental massage after a day of shoveling off the &%@$#! roof again...

Cheers!

 

[stratslinger]

Ya know what I think is almost more embarrassing than Wilson throwing that pick from the 1 though? And I'm surprised this is getting overlooked so much:

Lynch tried, and failed, to go all Beastmode and win the game for his team, when it counted most - and was stopped by a freaking one-armed linebacker!

If only he could've run just a _little bit_ harder...

 

[the_bird]

You don't have to agree 100% but if you can't appreciate it, you hate football and should be prison raped for being so stupid.

http://youtu.be/QJJuuBONPOk

Enjoy

I call bull****. There's no freakin' way you can distill Tom Brady's epic awesomeness down into one fifteen-minute video. I mean, ****, three hours every Sunday is BARELY enough time to even get a glimmer of the total excellence.

 

[JonGrafto]

Thanks Cape, now I'm sitting here at my desk, bawling my eyes out. That was beautiful, man.

What a vagina.

 

[bluemoose]

What a vagina.

Funny, I said the same thing about your mom last night.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Funny, I said the same thing about your mom last night.

Ohhhhhhh SNAP

 

[day_trippr]

So the vaunted Legion Of Boom became the victims of Tom Brady's best fourth quarter - ever?

Wow.

On top of that, with all the physical damage the Patriots laid on them, the 2015 Seahawks secondary isn't looking all that solid for Seattle right now.

With no other team having the stones to contest, the Patriots will win their fifth Superbowl next season.

Bank.

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

These helmets are awesome

http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/chi...flow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[Mongrel]

These helmets are awesome

http://www.barstoolsports.com/m/chi...flow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Some look great, the Seahawks one looks like absolute ****.

 

[day_trippr]

^That's appropriate. So does the team, now...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

The Seahawks and Patriots are the worst ones

 

[Mongrel]

The Dolphins one looks like it should be for Dolphin brand orange soda.

 

[day_trippr]

Incredibly, the Bengals have the worst of the lot.

Again.

Cheers! (seriously, what are the odds? )

 

[ChshreCat]

Hey, I just sobered up from the Super Bowl. What did I miss? My time is too valuable to read through pages of this crap.

 

[meatcleaver]

I'm with Dez...it was a catch

 

[Rotor_Head]

Not by the rules. He never made a football move and the ground caused the incompletion. I agree that for practical purposes, it was no doubt a catch. However, because the rule is written as it is, it was good call.

 

[bluemoose]

Would you like to see what you missed pictographically?

 

[HoppyDaze]

So the Mayor has to tell you dimwits to not jump out of your windows into the snow? From what I gather, mayor needs to stfu and let natural selection run its course.