Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

Honestly taking trash talk hat off for a second...

It fkcuing blows this stupid Deflategate crap is messing with stuff.... Now basically the whole Seahawks team was PED tested yesterday???

Just play the fckuing game!!!!

Stop freakin trying to ruin it! Just play the game!!

Integrity of the game and blah blah blah......sometimes I wish the owners would stop blowing coke off their hookers and wise up to how Goodell is making the game less fun to watch and more a joke then the NHL, and jesus they strike every 5 years.

Yea they are rolling in money now but I can't help feel that it's hit it's peak and it'll be a slow decline that they can't fix and turn out like baseball. I could be wrong but I've never seen a commish have such a hard on for tinkering with a game thats been around 100 years. Or have been so out to lunch when it comes to his willly nilly discipline policies.

 

[Punity]

Oh yea Go Hawks!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Integrity of the game and blah blah blah......sometimes I wish the owners would stop blowing coke off their hookers and wise up.

Ideally they find a way to wise up but still be able to do blow off hookers' titties.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ideally they find a way to wise up but still be able to do blow off hookers' titties.

Finally... Something we can alllllll agree on.

 

[ChshreCat]

When you have that much money and you're only ever around people like you, you tend to lose touch with reality.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Gold

http://youtu.be/4Jr4PGeKtQ8

 

[paulthenurse]

Vegas has a new Prop bet.... Guess the over/under on Cape's "Selfies with the Bunnies!"

I'm putting the number at four. You know damned well that he's going to be slobbering over every one there but most of them will see the drool and flee before he can get the picture taken.

My money is solidly on the under.

 

[GenIke]

Wait, girl bunnies or guy bunnies?

 

[paulthenurse]

You obviously haven't met Cape.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Finally hit the ground in Charlotte. Thank God.,, View attachment 252621

Looking at a NoDa Hop, Drop & Roll next.

The nice thing is I am surrounded at the bar by a ton of locals flying out... to..... I dunno... probably a moron convention somewhere.

I can practically hear the inbreeding going on.

That's one disgusting looking beer right there.

 

[ChshreCat]

That's one disgusting looking beer right there.

He SAYS it was a bloody mary. But we know better.

 

[user 574]

Nope, you can't buy from 2am - 6am.

ah, I knew they made it earlier after i left in 09. Something to do with 3rd shifters; mainly medical staff wanting to get their drink on.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape
Another foot of snow expected overnight Sunday and all day Monday. You should stay in AZ.


On second thought it's going to snow every day through 2038. After you've been asked to leave the Playboy Mansion maybe you could go find a realtor.

Just sayin'

 

[paulthenurse]

ah, I knew they made it earlier after i left in 09. Something to do with 3rd shifters; mainly medical staff wanting to get their drink on.

I worked 7pm till 7am for fifteen years. Having to wait till 8 to buy a beer is bullsh!t

 

[GenIke]

Did you guys know that Ryan Tannehill is undefeated against the seahawks? He's written the blueprint

 

[Cape Brewing]

The bunnies are NOT the best looking women here. Fckuin A.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think there are a few women here.... "Working". (Wink wink)

 

[ChshreCat]

I freaking can't wait for Sunday. This has been way too damned long to wait for the game. Besides, there's kids in Africa that are waiting for their new Patriots t-shirts. It's cruel to make them wait this long. Seriously.

 

[user 574]

Interesting how the clouds & cooler weather comes in just for the Superbowl weekend.



Guess to make the fans feel a little like at home. Or its that cloud that follows cheating coaches.

 

[GenIke]

 

[paulthenurse]

I think there are a few women here.... "Working". (Wink wink)

Cape, I know you rarely listen to the good, solid advice I've given you over the years but please just keep walking. And don't look back.

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[TheDudeLebowski]

36 holes today!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

He does like those hard balls.

 

[user 574]

Yeah you Pats fans should be happy he's not in PHX getting ready to play in the SB right now. Stupid special teams & D f*cked it all up for him.

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[liquiditynerd]

Seeing as it's just about Super Bowl Sunday in New England,........

Go Hawks!!!!!!!

Everywhere we go it's Blue and Green!

 

[jammin]

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You really oughtta curl up and knit yourself a tampon.

All this copying and pasting other people's material has got you in a funk

 

[ChshreCat]

You really oughtta curl up and knit yourself a tampon.

All this copying and pasting other people's material has got you in a funk

 

[bluemoose]

Pork butt is in the smoker.

 

[Punity]

Jesus Christ this last hour of work is crawling. Daddy needs to get home and start prepping.

Go Hawks!!

 

[GenIke]

We're about seven hours away from the most unlikable super bowl match up in the history of the sport. I still can't decide who I would rather see lose.

 

[dtgrdn]

We're about seven hours away from the most unlikable super bowl match up in the history of the sport. I still can't decide who I would rather see lose.

It's foggy in Phoenix, maybe we'll get lucky and both teams get lost going to the stadium.

 

[bluemoose]

Pretty sure they have GPS and stuff

 

[bob1852]

Pretty sure they have GPS and stuff

The bus driver got lost leaving the airport, and that was with no fog.

 

[paulthenurse]

You guys should just admit that you really don't hate the Pats. You really don't hate Bill B. And you just can't hate Tom Brady.

No. Admit it. What you REALLY hate is Cape. Hey, its OK. BELIEVE me. I get it. More than you can ever know. 1%er, beautiful wife, nice kids, partner in a multibillion dollar microbrewery, gets invited to a Playboy party, tix to the Super Bowl and he's the most obnoxious, irritating, aggravating prick in the world. I get it. You guys are lucky. He doesn't live near you.

So I want everyone to think about that today. And this evening when the game starts just be true to your heart and cheer on the most dominant football team the world has ever seen and focus your hatreds where it belongs. On Cape.

Go Pats!

 

[user 574]

Ha ha! Good one.

 

[HoppyDaze]

bless the Patriots, go Hawks!

 

[paulthenurse]

I'll take the high road here and wish your team good luck, I hope they play their best, have a hell of a game, score a ton of points and lose by one point.

 

[day_trippr]

"High road"?

Wrong forum.

Pats are gonna crush the Seahawks.
It's gonna be glorious!

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Lotta Seahawks fans there. Must be nice being unemployed and not having to work Monday. Can you get tickets with an EBT card?