Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ChshreCat]

Tarvaris Jackson might be available.

 

[day_trippr]

I think the Pats should pick up Tim Tebow. I'm pretty sure he will be released by the Jets.[...]

At this point, I think pretty much everyone is going to be released by the Jets. Nobody on their staff should expect to be back.

Sanchez will be on the trading block. Go for it pats

Ahahahaha! As if!

Our hoodied Yoda would never make an offer for either one of those train wrecks...

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

This cracked me up...

http://profootballmock.com/battle-of-the-boards-49ers-seahawks/

But the Seahawks WILL crush the niners.

Thanks for the link - that was a hilarious read at the end of a trying day here.

Cheers! ('Course, I'd be rooting for the 'Niners in that match-up )

 

[cdubbaya]

As much as it pains me, I'll be rooting for Seattle in that game in hopes the Pack can win themselves into a 2nd seed.

 

[motobrewer]

Ohhhh you motherf--kers...work just bought me an iPhone....you idiots haven't seen NOTHIN yet.

moto is now mobile. beware.

 

[Punity]

Welcome aboard the Hawks wagon packer fans.

 

[bob1852]

Ohhhh you motherf--kers...work just bought me an iPhone....you idiots haven't seen NOTHIN yet.

moto is now mobile. beware.

Do you get a cell signal in your mom's basement.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Do you get a cell signal in your mom's basement.

[ame]http://youtu.be/1bMs04JK0BQ[/ame]

 

[motobrewer]

Never enough meatloaf

 

[motobrewer]

speaking of no service, i don't get any in my house, so i had to buy a damn network extender. 250 list price! they took $75 off. stupid verizon.

 

[Cape Brewing]

speaking of no service, i don't get any in my house, so i had to buy a damn network extender. 250 list price! they took $75 off. stupid verizon.

Thats what you get for living in East Buttfck, Nowhere.

Try moving to sonewhere that has electricity ya freakin' hillbilly.

 

[motobrewer]

Thats what you get for living in East Buttfck, Nowhere.

Try moving to sonewhere that has electricity ya freakin' hillbilly.

you mean one of the wealthiest counties in america?

the issue isn't remoteness, the issue is that i live in a retirement community and residents keep shooting down new cell tower plans.

 

[the_bird]

You live in a retirement community? So what, your grandma's basement, instead of your moms?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

No internet? Are you sure it's an Iphone and not a Jitterbug?

 

[Punity]

You live in a retirement community? So what, your grandma's basement, instead of your moms?

Hard to have a basement in a double wide

 

[motobrewer]

Hard to have a basement in a double wide

Uh, dig harder?

 

[Punity]

Thanks for the advice I'm not well versed on homes with wheels

 

[the_bird]

I can totally see Moto as "J-Roc" in Trailer Park Boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzbjWI3EhyI

 

[Pickettj]

Since it's the obnoxious thread, Billicheat and the patsies suck large hairy testicles. Go Colts! Playoffs?? PLAYOFFS?!?!

 

[motobrewer]

you guys are just jealous you don't live in an area where the average age is 45.9

 

[Pickettj]

you guys are just jealous you don't live in an area where the average age is 45.9

You've apparently never been to indiana. We aren't generally a red state because of our large youth population!

 

[the_bird]

So what, you're seventeen and your grandma's about to turn 75? That would explain a lot.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats are awesome and any team that isnt the Pats blows.

(Just getting us back on track)

 

[Punity]

Pats are awesome and any team that isnt the Pats blows.

(Just getting us back on track)

Always an even keel with you

 

[bluemoose]

Pats are awesome and any team that isnt the Pats blows.

(Just getting us back on track)

( nodding in agreement)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Always an even keel with you

A decade of dominance will have that effect

 

[user 574]

I'm now imagining moto as this maintaining some well to do community.

Hawaii is awesome during Christmas time. Guess you're getting dumped on in the upper Midwest? Sucks for you. I have a bit of a sunburn today.

Watching Packers dominate this Sunday at 8a is the only thing that kind of sucks. Guess bloody marys will be required.

 

[HoppyDaze]

a decade of dominance will have that effect

lol

 

[Cape Brewing]

lol

Debate it... Go ahead.

 

[HoppyDaze]

three years is not a decade...the run was 9 years ago. That is all. bless your gey stats...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Let's hear it Hoppy... Name me one team that has been more dominant than TMDTOTM.

Go ahead.

I'm listening

 

[Cape Brewing]

three years is not a decade...the run was 9 years ago. That is all. bless your gey stats...

LOL!!!

I thought so.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Wow...you really got me on that one Cape

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow...you really got me on that one Cape

Ok tough guy... Answer the question then. Give me the name of one team that has been more dominant this millennium.

 

[Punity]

Ok tough guy... Answer the question then. Give me the name of one team that has been more dominant this millennium.

Lakers : p

 

[troyh]

Remember that year Brady was hurt? What'd they win, 2 games? It's a one-man team. When he retires, the Patriots will look like they did in the 70s, 80s and 90s.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not the team that plays in the weakest division in football and is handed a playoff birth before the season even starts. Then proceeds to choke in the playoffs. Not that team for sure. Fact is, your definition of "dominant" is simply whatever the Patriots have done like total wins or neat stats by Brady. But hey, that's what being a fanatic is all about...unrealistic delusional views on your team.

 

[the_bird]

Remember that year Brady was hurt? What'd they win, 2 games? It's a one-man team. When he retires, the Patriots will look like they did in the 70s, 80s and 90s.

... uh, try 11-5.

Pats won a lot of games in the 1990s, too, for those of you whose football knowledge is a little on the elementary side. No team has a better record since Kraft bought the squad in '94. Even during the Pete Carroll years, the team was generally a playoff squad.

 

[bob1852]

What do the Patriots and Lions have in common?

 

[Cape Brewing]

What do the Patriots and Lions have in common?

They're both plowing your mom?