Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

Maybe sign AP to the practice squad....

 

[day_trippr]

Getting Butler to sign the tender sheet could be yuge. He's now tradeable. And let's face it, it's all bidness to Bill.
So if there's some chess piece he thinks he could upgrade without taking a hit on D, Butler better keep a bag packed.

That said, I love Butler's speed above all else. That's the reason he knows where the damned ball is and is actually able to do something useful to prevent a reception so often: he has time to look for the ball.

You watch corners without that blaze and to a man they have zero clue where the ball is because they can't afford to look back lest they give up even more separation.

I would seriously miss Butler...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

So, we won't be replacing Bennett with Hernandez then?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Eff that, his 40 time is shti now

 

[Homercidal]

Something something dead ball foul

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Confirmation of a Gisele Lockdown. Poor GOAT. Happens to the best of them.

 

[bob1852]

Eff that, his 40 time is shti now

Season ending neck injury.

 

[HoppyDaze]

How's it hangin folks?

 

[GenIke]

...And he still choked less than the Falcons.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Zing!

 

[motobrewer]

Ahahaha!!

I admit that's pretty solid.

 

[motobrewer]

Bill tied the puppet strings a little too tight on Hernandez.

Needs work, has promise.

 

[bob1852]

Trump: biggest super bowl team attendance ever at the whitehouse

Aide: uh, it's less than 1/2 of last year's attendance

Trump: fake news! This was the yuuuugest!

 

[paulthenurse]

After your first four trips to the White House to get your balls washed by the president it gets kind of old.

But none of your teams would know that.

 

[Homercidal]

So the "Patriots" can't be bothered to show up for a short lunch at the White House?

 

[bluemoose]

Ain't nobody got time for that. No days off!

 

[paulthenurse]

Got a job to do

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ooooph. Pats pulled a brutal schedule for this year.

Can't see anything worse than 14-2 but still.

 

[GenIke]

getting swept by the fins?

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!

no

 

[bluemoose]

Deepest running back group. Just an embarrassment of riches.

 

[day_trippr]

Probably Blount-less, though.
I'll be sad to see him leave...

 

[Homercidal]

So when does the auction start?

 

[day_trippr]

The very best part of watching the draft is seeing Goodell getting booed every time he goes on stage.
Love that.

 

[GenIke]

My favorite part is when I stay up and my team trades their first round pick.

 

[bluemoose]

Good choice to get Brandon Cooks in the late first round. Feels like only a couple of years ago he would have gone in the middle of the first. Good value!

 

[Homercidal]

Browns pick Peppers and are now a force to be reckoned with. They may end up at .500 this season.

 

[GenIke]

Did I miss some more sanctions? Why didnt the pats pick until the third round?

 

[day_trippr]

We gave our 2nd round pick to Carolina.
This might help you keep up...
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/order

 

[GenIke]

Way to post a link that hasn't been updated in the last 24 hours

 

[Cape Brewing]

Did I miss some more sanctions? Why didnt the pats pick until the third round?

Didn't need to

 

[day_trippr]

Way to post a link that hasn't been updated in the last 24 hours

But it answered your question, didn't it.
Do you want a spoon next time?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

GB blows.

 

[GenIke]

^^ this guy slays poon

 

[paulthenurse]

So if the state has to vacate his conviction does the medical examiner have to void his death certificate?

 

[motobrewer]

Such a "patriot way" of getting out of a conviction

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Please Aaron Hernandez Urself

 

[bluemoose]

Did a judge make the decision, or was it a hung jury?

 

[motobrewer]

Please Aaron Hernandez Urself

Go run a Boston marathon. 2013 version

 

[HoppyDaze]

Did a judge make the decision, or was it a hung jury?

waka waka