Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

I pray for Vegas. That'll bring in the crazys.

 

[HoppyDaze]

We need way more noobs next season. This year, anyone who stepped in got frightened away almost instantly. There is that crappy.... Bronco fan..... is it? But still

Regardless, we need more quality noob quotes to work with.

Damn soft, our youth. Letting words get to them...

 

[day_trippr]

http://www.12up.com/posts/4578025-report-story-of-malcolm-butler-s-life-to-be-turned-into-a-movie?

I hope they have the premier opening in Seattle

 

[Paps]

feature film will be made about Tom Brady and the New England Patriots' Super Bowl LI victory that will include the story of how they overcame the adversity of Deflategate.

Sounds like a legit blockbuster.

"Even th zzzz..... zzzz. Zzzzz. Zzz. Zz. Zzz... ".

Sounds more like a "for tv only" documentary that gets played ONCE a few hours before a pre-season game.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Boston Strong

 

[Cape Brewing]

Revis: Felon

 

[paulthenurse]

Who do we get to play TB12?


Chuck Norris would do just fine, even if he is a little too old.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Only Tom Brady could play Tom Brady.

 

[Kampenken]

I have a couple goofy autographs but one TREMENDOUS one... the bar in my basement has always been called "The Cape".

I have an autographed Adam Vinatier that says, "To the guys at The Cape, Damn right I caught Hershel Walker"

If my house ever catches fire, I'll make sure about half my family is out and then I'm going in for that autograph

Nice Pats fan right there. Loyal. Love for team and goat ahead of family. Headstone enscription - I loved the goat. smh

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dude... do you even football??

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He's from the Philly area.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Obviously

 

[paulthenurse]

Throws snowballs at Santa and hates Tom Brady.

City of Brotherly Love my ass.

 

[bluemoose]

*batteries*

 

[Bmoney1215]

I would talk more on here but my team went 2-14 so can't really trash talk, but things are looking up for the San Francisco 49ers! You will be seeing more of me this season.

 

[Bmoney1215]

And Tom Brady is not the G.O.A.T.

 

[bluemoose]

That's cute.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And Tom Brady is not the G.O.A.T.

Fkcu it. I'm bored. I'll play along

Ok...

Who is?

 

[bluemoose]

Jed York?

 

[Bmoney1215]

Jed York has shown he doesn't know how to run a football team. He did make some good football moves so far this off-season. He really just needs to stay out of the way.

 

[Bmoney1215]

Niners have the 2nd most cap space and a 2nd draft pick and a whole new office, things are looking up. Hopefully.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So ownership should get involved and make some big decisions. Sounds like things are looking up for them.

 

[Bmoney1215]

Haha yeah I did emphasize that a little bit. It's all I got after that terrible season.

 

[WI_Wino]

You've got kaepernick, what more can you ask for?

 

[Paps]

They did better than the Browns at least.

 

[Bmoney1215]

Haha

 

[day_trippr]

NFLN tonite:
8PM: Falcons throw Packers out of the house (after thoroughly effing them up first. Brutal)
9PM: Patriots school Pittsburg
10PM: Most Epic NFL Football Game In History

This calls for a 6 pour flight and kicking back in the comfy chair

 

[GenIke]

No thanks, Martin marathon on MTV2

 

[HoppyDaze]

That game was a sh!tshow...Pats looked like a high school team in the first half and Falcons the second. To say that was even an epic game at all is retarded...most EPIC ever is just delusional. I hope you get aids.

 

[day_trippr]

Poor Hoppy...Looking down the barrel of a rebuilding season...Sad...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So what would be your top Patriots Superbowl Hoppy? You have five to currently choose from.

 

[Bmoney1215]

I liked the tuck rule one.

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[TheDudeLebowski]

Don't give Hoppy the answers!!!

 

[Bmoney1215]

It's ok that was before 2012 so the "12s" won't catch on.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

GOAT has 5 rings!!!! 5 rings!!

 

[day_trippr]

So what would be your top Patriots Superbowl Hoppy? You have five to currently choose from.

Gotta be this one

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUfUE56hbHk[/ame]

lmao!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh man! I'm going to kill myself...

 

[bluemoose]

Noooooo! Hoppy, don't do... eh do what you gotta do.

 

[day_trippr]

Oh man! I'm going to kill myself...

I was going to suggest a nice salt-removing bath and some ointment for that tender spot, but...

 

[GenIke]

I liked the tuck rule one.

Photographic proof of relevant facts.