Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[wobrien]

Math checks out

 

[motobrewer]

Careful with the "m" word. Lotta Boston-educated people around here.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Growing enjoyment level 'round these parts that Goodell continues to refuse to show his face in Foxboro.

 

[WI_Wino]

Growing enjoyment level 'round these parts that Goodell continues to refuse to show his face in Foxboro.

It's not surprising. He's spending his time with the future super bowl winners (and Tom Brady's favorite player). Why hang out with losers?

 

[day_trippr]

Careful with the "m" word. Lotta Boston-educated people around here.

lol! you really want to go there, 26?

http://247wallst.com/special-report/2015/09/23/the-most-and-least-educated-states/7/

Cheers! (we run rings around you nitwits )

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Come on Rog! We haven't been that bad in a long time. It'll be fun..... for some people!

 

[motobrewer]

What the F...K.........

 

[WI_Wino]

<blank stare>

 

[GenIke]

If he played for Bill Belichick, Aaron Rodgers would have more Super Bowls than Tom Brady does with Patriots

 

[bob1852]

That's the dumbest article I've ever read.

 

[GenIke]

I didnt even read it but I'm sure it's excellent.

 

[paulthenurse]

Understood. Not a one of you cousin banging cretins can give a cogent reason for disliking the best football organization ever but we, the football Illuminati, don't expect any better from you. Hell, your mother is your second cousin and your father is your uncle. Or is he your brother? So difficult to figure.

 

[GenIke]

Sorry bruh, you're gonna have to ask uncle dad to read you the article again. The author was pointing out how the pinnacle* of football could have been even better.

 

[WI_Wino]

Save your breath, this guy clearly didn't get past 8th grade.

 

[GenIke]

You're right. My bad, forgot the asterisk.

 

[stratslinger]

Sorry bruh, you're gonna have to ask uncle dad to read you the article again. The author was pointing out how the pinnacle* of football could have been even better.

So... One of those "addition by subtraction" arguments then?

 

[WI_Wino]

Nope. Brady would make a fine backup to rodgers. He can stay on the team.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How did this thread go from "trash talk" to "just plain stupid"?

 

[WI_Wino]

Brady has a rubber arm and is a cheater. Your mom blows everything for spare change.

Better?

 

[smurfjuice]

WOW ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Happy Snow Bowl Anniversary everyone!

A perfect interpretation of the Tuck Rule that launched the greatest franchise in all of sports

 

[motobrewer]

Come on Rog! We haven't been that bad in a long time. It'll be fun..... for some people!

Hey remember when lebowski posted this and solidified Patriots fans as the worst people in human history?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey the Wisconsin Badger was the quickest cheesehead to figure it out. Its Massachusetts history. Its your history.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey Hoppy,

Anymore SeahawkLeaks from Petey? Rumor has it from quality reporting Mortenson that high level picks are being taken away. I guess this knocks them out of the wildcard playoffs for a loooong time. Habitual line stepperer overerers!!!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey remember when lebowski posted this and solidified Patriots fans as the worst people in human history?

Moto when are you coming to Masstoberfest?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey Hoppy,

Anymore SeahawkLeaks from Petey? Rumor has it from quality reporting Mortenson that high level picks are being taken away. I guess this knocks them out of the wildcard playoffs for a loooong time. Habitual line stepperer overerers!!!

Yeah, failure to report Sherman's injury...makes total sense considering he didn't miss snap.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

"Adderral's a hell of a drug."

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeah, failure to report Sherman's injury...makes total sense considering he didn't miss snap.

Roger would take away a Pats draft pick if they failed to report that TB has hangnail.

 

[motobrewer]

I'm not a badger.

It's not my history. I have no ties to Boston, or the east coast in general. Maybe your distant relatives were dumb enough to believe in witches and had to crush people under rocks because they were hysteric religious extremists, but not mine.

I will never attend loserfest.

Any more questions?

 

[motobrewer]

"Pattern of willfull violations"...sounds like the Seahawks should get the death penalty.

Remember when everyone was surprised the cooter Carroll brought his cheating ways from USC to Seattle?

Wait that one didn't happen. Nobody was surprised.

 

[day_trippr]

[...]Any more questions?

Ever brew beer?

 

[motobrewer]

Brew what?

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Pattern of willfull violations"...sounds like the Seahawks should get the death penalty.

Remember when everyone was surprised the cooter Carroll brought his cheating ways from USC to Seattle?

Wait that one didn't happen. Nobody was surprised.

I can't imagine anyone being surprised. The Seahawks have a long-established culture of cheating.

 

[day_trippr]

Ahahahahahahahaha! Feeling oppressed much?

 

[motobrewer]

Does it bother anyone else that the patriot logo is surprisingly close to the state of North Carolina?

 

[GenIke]

Yup, they're basically the panthers. I'll bet Tom wimps out and doesn't dive on the fumble this weekend.

 

[motobrewer]

That's all I'm saying, really

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm not a badger.


Any more questions?

Hahahahahah Pounce the Panther!?!?!?!!!! Hold on I'll get back to this. My startup just got bought out by Panasonic. I'm a lil busy. There's so much to ask.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yup, they're basically the panthers. I'll bet Tom wimps out and doesn't dive on the fumble this weekend.

You mean the NFC wuss team?

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm not a badger.

It's not my history. I have no ties to Boston, or the east coast in general. Maybe your distant relatives were dumb enough to believe in witches and had to crush people under rocks because they were hysteric religious extremists, but not mine.

I will never attend loserfest.

Any more questions?

I'm curious. What in the world makes you think you were invited?

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