Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[FirstAidBrewing]

Damn, London is getting a good game

 

[HoppyDaze]

A tie is a good game?

 

[stratslinger]

London just got blueballed

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus the GOAT is ridoculous

 

[stratslinger]

Jesus the GOAT is ridoculous

I know... If only he could manage passes longer than 5-10 yards.

Oh wait...

 

[stratslinger]

When do you think Gronk stops giggling about TD #69? I'm thinking January.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You've seen the "you know what I'm talking about baby" comment right?

 

[stratslinger]

Yup. Seems he started last week...

 

[FirstAidBrewing]

A tie is a good game?

Ha. Totally posted before that shanked field goal.

 

[Cape Brewing]

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That's not photoshopped.

I gotta bunch of people over and about six people all yelled "holy shti!! Someone threw a dildo on the field!!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice win for Seattle

 

[stratslinger]

Waitaminute - there was a dildo on the field not named Ryan????

 

[FirstAidBrewing]

waitaminute - there was a dildo on the field not named ryan????

zing!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice win for Seattle

Wilson was better when he was a virgin.

 

[Cape Brewing]

At least they crossed mid-field this week. Hey, that offense is getting better!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Hoppy, I'm buying the beer at The Bog if you come out in two weeks and take your beating like a man.

(Safest bet I've ever made.)

 

[Cape Brewing]

He already said he couldn't because he's sandy. Airplane seats irritate it

 

[day_trippr]

Bills. So hot right now.

Ahahahahahahaha!

Cheers! (Solid call. They haven't won since )

 

[paulthenurse]

Well, you know how the reduction in pressure in planes can cause an increase in dependent edema, ankle swelling etc. Its not the seat, it's the swelling. He could try some Massengill to flush out the sand before takeoff.

 

[day_trippr]

Well it's been an excellent day of football for some of us. :rockin:
For others....mmm, not so much.

Cheers! (And you know who you are. Ahahahahahaha!!!! )

How cool would it be if somehow those San Diego nitwits beat Denver?
Ain't happening. Too bad...

 

[Cape Brewing]

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Seriously.... Show of hands...

Who's surprised?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just gonna leave this...

Right...

here...

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[bluemoose]

Az? Is that you? Whatta you bet she smuggled in the dildo that got tossed on the field?

 

[h22lude]

Remember when Bills players and ESPN both said, the Bills could be the only team to beat Tom Brady twice in one season? Let that sink in. Players and ESPN both thought the Bills could beat TB twice this year when the first game wasn't against TB. It may be funnier they thought they were going to win against TB. Wasn't even close.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Even missing four games, he's gonna win the MVP and its gonna be glorious

 

[paulthenurse]

God how I wish I had the Photoshop skills to put Oregon and Seattle logos on that picture.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice Packer win

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice Packer win

Where there any dildos on the field? Who's knickers did it fall from, Mathews or Rodgers?

 

[paulthenurse]

I wish to god I had captured the image of Lester thumb upside the schnozzola snorting a cloud of snot into the Chicago night air. F'ing beautiful.

 

[GenIke]

Sorry I'm late for Dildo Talk...

 

[HoppyDaze]

The circle jerk is strong in here. Don't forget to clean behind the ears, boys.

 

[bob1852]

Az? Is that you? Whatta you bet she smuggled in the dildo that got tossed on the field?

I'm busy. Leave me alone.

 

[motobrewer]

Huh.

 

[bluemoose]

Glad to know you Jamie, good luck in Siberia.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Man.... he pissed SOMEONE off somethin' fierce.

 

[HoppyDaze]

God how I wish I had the Photoshop skills to put Oregon and Seattle logos on that picture.

creepy

 

[Cape Brewing]

Relevant. And factual

 

[day_trippr]

Man.... he pissed SOMEONE off somethin' fierce.

This doesn't surprise me. The freakishly athletic Jamie Collins did not have a great game yesterday - around the third quarter I realized his name had barely been mentioned. A total of 2 tackles and 1 assist, no sacks/hurries/fumbles caused or recovered, and a bunch of whiffed tackles (though that was hardly an exclusive issue with Collins yesterday - there were a lot of arm tackles going on all afternoon).

Between the projected cap hit, the relative condition of the rest of the LB core, and perhaps playing past his peak, something had to give. The only thing that surprises me is that the trigger got pulled this early. Maybe they need the slot to bring Lewis back from PUP?

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

Bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla.

 

[day_trippr]

Pithy commentary as always...