Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[wobrien]

That Chip Kelly is a genius. Doesn't tip his hand early in the season, guy's got moxy.

 

[bluemoose]

Lovely morning here Cape, you?

 

[Cape Brewing]

See... what makes Russell Wilson so awesome is his ability to take a team ,with a shaky D and no running game, on his back and deliver a big win. The guy just takes over games.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Lovely morning here Cape, you?

Going okay I guess. I just wish the Pats had a "top five QB". They would win a lot more games i would think.

 

[JonGrafto]

Saw this one this morning.

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[the_bird]

Pretty good weekend, I would say. Rex gets his mouth shut for a little while. You think Seattle's going to have to start pumping in crowd noise, now that the "12th man" is disbanding?

And how the **** does Baltimore lose to OAKLAND? There's another team that can't get their asses handed to them often enough.

 

[wobrien]

Saw this one this morning.

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You probably saw it 7 posts ago...

 

[JonGrafto]

You probably saw it 7 posts ago...

Ha ha. Yup. My bad. But I saw it on Facebook.

Good enough to post twice though.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And how the **** does Baltimore lose to OAKLAND? There's another team that can't get their asses handed to them often enough.

... and Harbaugh is still sobbing into his pillow... "(sniff sniff) .. and I know that big mean Belichick had something to do with this!! (sniff sniff). I just know it!!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

How awesome would it be if the Raiders were good all of a sudden??? The league effin needs more of this guy...

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... he strikes me as the absolute perfect guy to be the next batshti crazy owner to say stupid shti about the Pats.

Can't you easily see it?? "I have ordered Goodell to look into the Patriots staff possibly implanting microchips inta' meh brain!!"

 

[the_bird]

The crazy thing is, Hoppy has that exact same haircut and he doesn't even LIKE the Raiders! At least, not until they start the season 4-2 and he needs a new bandwagon to jump on.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Waaaait a minute. I may not take jabs at GB anymore:

http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/...ears-to-take-a-jab-at-seahawk-russell-wilson/

Kinda sad to take a shot at a team that has lost its last 3 games tho. Stay classy Erin.

 

[motobrewer]

I still just can't believe how hard lynch runs. Guy is a beast.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Moto...good call. He's so soft. Man, you are so bad at this. It's like you don't even understand football a little bit. Not even a tiny bit...

 

[HoppyDaze]

How awesome would it be if the Raiders were good all of a sudden??? The league effin needs more of this guy...

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... he strikes me as the absolute perfect guy to be the next batshti crazy owner to say stupid shti about the Pats.

Can't you easily see it?? "I have ordered Goodell to look into the Patriots staff possibly implanting microchips inta' meh brain!!"

What are the odds that guy doesn't have kids locked in his cellar?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I think 0. I could see him accidentally locking himself in the cellar.

 

[WesleyS]

What are the odds that guy doesn't have kids locked in his cellar?

About the same as the Seahawks making the playoffs this year.

 

[HoppyDaze]

About the same as the Seahawks making the playoffs this year.

care to wager?

 

[the_bird]

I still just can't believe how hard lynch runs. Guy is a beast.

I bet those defensive lineman have huge bruises on their arms from having to tackle that BEAST behind the line of scrimmage.

 

[the_bird]

I think 0. I could see him accidentally locking himself in the cellar.

I guarantee you he smells like sour milk. And a little bit of pee.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I bet those defensive lineman have huge bruises on their arms from having to tackle that BEAST behind the line of scrimmage.

what about the guy who got carted off after Lynch carried the entire defense for five yards? Choose your battles fcuk tards.

 

[motobrewer]

what about the guy who got carted off after Lynch carried the entire defense for five yards? Choose your battles fcuk tards.

yeaaaah that's not what happened. lynch was stopped, and the pile got surged from behind. ankles are the first thing to go. "fcuk tard".

 

[HoppyDaze]

OK buddy...

 

[bob1852]

care to wager?

And we have our new dataz!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I seriously doubt dataz has the Redzone...

 

[WesleyS]

care to wager?

I don't accept sexual favors as payment

 

[the_bird]

Let's just remember that Lynch got his forty yards rushing against a defense that gave up 141 yards to Matt Forte in week 1, and which has been weak against the run for several years.

 

[HoppyDaze]

neat stats...loser

 

[motobrewer]

K.J. Wright!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

total boss, what about him?

 

[motobrewer]

total boss, what about him?

yeah, real class act. student of the game.

 

[HoppyDaze]

it's unbelievable how simple you are

 

[motobrewer]

it's ok, hoppy. look at the bright side, you know a lot of people who are fans of teams that are 2-0 right now.

 

[HoppyDaze]

and again, something that makes zero sense considering the context.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What are the odds that guy doesn't have kids locked in his cellar?

Zero

 

[motobrewer]

I don't accept sexual favors as payment

it's ok, Hoppy gives handies away for free.

 

[motobrewer]

dieselgate. Billy and the Cheatriots are unstoppable.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/19/b...n-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=1

 

[bob1852]

Zero

I'll take the under...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ok, ok.... Let's take it easy on our boy Hoppy... He's having enough trouble given how terrible the Seahawks are. No need to rub salt in the wounds

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So they knew the plays the Pats were going to run:

http://nypost.com/2015/09/20/bills-baffled-as-brady-beats-them-with-the-same-plays/


and the Pats are that good:
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...ay-stadium-sounds/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs