Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Mindsculptor]

Pats fans can feel free to stfu now. Or hang themselves. Either way works.

 

[finsfan]

You can almost hear the violent masturbating coming outta Miami...

"OMG!!!! We actually beat the Pats!!!"


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Twice in a row now cape. Kinda seems like a good trend starting.

 

[motobrewer]

Last time the patriots won the Super Bowl, the iPhone was over 3 years from being released.

 

[stratslinger]

So now that the Pats have spotted the fish a win, it should be interesting to see how the rest of the season plays out.

 

[finsfan]

Last time the patriots won the Super Bowl, the iPhone was over 3 years from being released.

Relevant.

 

[motobrewer]

Dolphins; 34 years.

 

[bluemoose]

So now that the Fins have played their Super Bowl, what now?


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[Darwin18]

Geno completed 82% of his passes and the Jets held off Oakland. By Dolphin fan logic we should be giving him the MVP and planning out our Super Bowl parade route.


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[Punity]

8-8

 

[bob1852]

Well, at least the Patriots aren't mathematically eliminated. Yet.

 

[bluemoose]

The burden of 16-0 has been eliminated. Now we can focus on just winning the Super Bowl. I'm relieved.


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[Cape Brewing]

Pats fans can feel free to stfu now. Or hang themselves. Either way works.

Both solid suggestions... i mean, it's week one. Teams just don't bounce back from a loss in week one.

Welp... I guess I'll just turn in my season tickets and hang myself.


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[jammin]

Pats fans can feel free to hang themselves.

wow that is a devastating thing to say. probably the most hurtful thing posted in this entire thread; not to mention a shining example of original thought. it's quite obvious that you're not mad or obsessed

 

[HoppyDaze]

No, this is why you should burn your season tickets and hang yourself:

Baltimore Ravens – History Says They'll Win Super Bowl XLVII....It's because the Baltimore Ravens are playing the Philadelphia Eagles in the Eagles' home opener, and for the last three seasons, whoever plays that game against the Eagles wins, and goes on to win the Super Bowl.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fcukin A... Just to rub salt in the wounds... I'm watching my 7 & 8 yr old sons snap a ball to each other and then go out for a pass.

My youngest's snap count just included "Omaha!! Omaha!!"

I called time out, asked him to come over for a second, and them punched him in the scrotum.


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[Cape Brewing]

No, this is why you should burn your season tickets and hang yourself:

Baltimore Ravens – History Says They'll Win Super Bowl XLVII....It's because the Baltimore Ravens are playing the Philadelphia Eagles in the Eagles' home opener, and for the last three seasons, whoever plays that game against the Eagles wins, and goes on to win the Super Bowl.

Relevant facts....

Where's the rope?



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[HoppyDaze]

Fcukin A... Just to rub salt in the wounds... I'm watching my 7 & 8 yr old sons snap a ball to each other and then go out for a pass.

My youngest's snap count just included "Omaha!! Omaha!!"

I called time out, asked him to come over for a second, and them punched him in the scrotum.


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Could be worse. They could be poppin Molly while wearing Welker jerseys.

 

[bluemoose]

Could be worse. They could be poppin Molly while wearing Welker jerseys.

Wish I could like shti on the iPad. You funny!


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[motobrewer]

romo is the worst quarterback in the history of football.

 

[Punity]

romo is the worst quarterback in the history of football.

How dare you badmouth Qbs by associating Romo with their kind.

 

[motobrewer]

i sleep soundly at night knowing Jerry Jones owns the Dallas Cowboys.

 

[user 574]

WTF was that symbol carved in kaepernick's hairline. Looked like a silhouette of someone's nut-sack.

 

[Punity]

Its Richard Sherman's markings

 

[ChshreCat]

HA... Fins suck but they're better than the Pats.

 

[bob1852]

Been some quality obnoxiousness the last couple pages.

I wonder who's been missing?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your mom?


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[HoppyDaze]

 

[user 574]

Well so far the following (suspect) teams are 1-0

Minnesota
Atlanta
Miami
Jets
Buffalo
Pittsburgh
Cincy
Houston
Tennessee

25% tops make the playoffs

 

[Punity]

Cincy and Buffalo 😉

 

[bob1852]

Cincy and Buffalo 😉

That's ~22%.

 

[Punity]

Oh sorry Rex Ryan's foot fetish will also make it.

 

[finsfan]

This thread is so much better after a Pats lose

 

[UWDawg13]

Fcukin A... Just to rub salt in the wounds... I'm watching my 7 & 8 yr old sons snap a ball to each other and then go out for a pass.

My youngest's snap count just included "Omaha!! Omaha!!"

I called time out, asked him to come over for a second, and them punched him in the scrotum.


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This made me actually giggle, yes giggle.

 

[bob1852]

This thread is so much better after a Pats lose

*loss

 

[finsfan]

*loss

Spelling doesn't matter after youv one the SB!!

 

[Mindsculptor]

wow that is a devastating thing to say. probably the most hurtful thing posted in this entire thread; not to mention a shining example of original thought. it's quite obvious that you're not mad or obsessed

You know, "fan" is shorthand for fanatic. I don't apologize for being a fanatic. I hate the Patriots. I hate the townie *****ebags that make up most of their fan base. I especially hate the rank hypocrisy Patriots fans engage in. I hate the fact that whenever a team beats them, it's almost impossible to get a Patriots fan to admit that the other team was better.

Oh, and you guys better hope you aren't in playoff contention come the rematch. Because after those roughing the passer penalties, the Dolphins DL is going to be gunning for Brady. I'd be happy with a career ender, but I'll settle for the rest of the season.

PS: Heath Evans is a thieving ****head and Belichick is a habitual cheater. Looked up to Shula my ass, Shula had the decency to not accept the playbook.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Love the townie *****bag reference. So true

 

[jammin]

You know, "fan" is shorthand for fanatic. I don't apologize for being a fanatic. I hate the Patriots. I hate the townie *****ebags that make up most of their fan base. I especially hate the rank hypocrisy Patriots fans engage in. I hate the fact that whenever a team beats them, it's almost impossible to get a Patriots fan to admit that the other team was better.

Oh, and you guys better hope you aren't in playoff contention come the rematch. Because after those roughing the passer penalties, the Dolphins DL is going to be gunning for Brady. I'd be happy with a career ender, but I'll settle for the rest of the season.

PS: Heath Evans is a thieving ****head and Belichick is a habitual cheater. Looked up to Shula my ass, Shula had the decency to not accept the playbook.

but srsly though, i understand your pain. my jimmies would be that rustled if i lived in texas too. what a sh|thole

 

[Punity]

you know, "fan" is shorthand for fanatic. I don't apologize for being a fanatic. I hate the patriots. I hate the townie *****ebags that make up most of their fan base. I especially hate the rank hypocrisy patriots fans engage in. I hate the fact that whenever a team beats them, it's almost impossible to get a patriots fan to admit that the other team was better.

Oh, and you guys better hope you aren't in playoff contention come the rematch. Because after those roughing the passer penalties, the dolphins dl is going to be gunning for brady. I'd be happy with a career ender, but i'll settle for the rest of the season.

Ps: Heath evans is a thieving ****head and belichick is a habitual cheater. Looked up to shula my ass, shula had the decency to not accept the playbook.

8-8

This is fun with irrational fins fans going after irrational patriots fans. Keeps me interested as the Seahawks steamroll the nfl. Just gets boring listening to other justify the losses.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Brick killed a guy.